Hedevils

The next day after finding out about Tim Cott and what he was doing with his old neighborhood, Kaleem wanted to tell the FBI director but he knew getting his attention was next to impossible  so he decided to tell his friends...

"Ok I did some digging, an that's  what I found, Frump has a big stake in this company called Mesocorp its a fertilizer business! They dump the hazardous gas in the air which just so happens to be near my old neighborhood...which is in Tim Cott district! An yall look, almost all the residents gotten sick including my mom" 

"What the entire hell! How is America just letting this slide?" Jason asked

"Frump is a billionaire, he probably paid Tim an endorsement or something! Bulldogs an checkbooks go together like peanut butter an jelly!"

"An they are about to tear down the apartments, displacing everybody this is just fucked up!" Kaleem said

"I wish this orginization would listen to us, but they wouldnt investigate a top senator..damn I we could solve this ourselves!" said Lee

"Oh my god..." Jason said as he looked at his phone

"What, what is it?" Kaleem asked 

"It says O'chelle Mobama has been kidnapped...

"Kidnapped? How the hell that happen?" 

"They are saying she was at this get together for liberal women when two men in pizza delivery outfits came in a assaulted everybody!" 

"Sounds like a setup!" said Lee

NEWS OF OCHELLE'S ABDUCTION SWEPT THE WORLD, EVERY NEW STATIONS WAS REPORTING IT. In the White House press room later that day, Jharell gets on a podium with his mother, father in law, and his two daughters Talia an Marsha an then speaks to reporters...

"I just want to say, whoever abducted my wife, mother of my children, America's hope..you will be found, and you better hope the cops get to you before I do! My wife and presidential candidate was just enjoying herself with her constituents, when some evil soulless bastard, took her! I'm not pouting fingers, I'm not making a political thing out of this, I just want her to be found safe an sound.." he said

"An that was Jharell Mobama speaking to reporters at a live press conference addressing his wife an democratic presidential candidate O'chelle, police are investigating the incident at the beach house in Delaware an are still baffled! Out of all the 26 democratic senators only O'chelle was abducted...Feds are looking into some leads but so far nothing has come up! I'm Kelly Van Gunther of NNNBC news!"

The media frenzy even approached Frump at his doorstep! He an Melanie was getting out his Rolls Royce when the reporters surrounded him.....not knowing the real!

"MISTER FRUMP, ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOUR RUNNING MATE HAS BEEN ABDUCTED?"

"I wish the Mobamas all the best an my prayers in hoping they find the bad, very bad guys that did this thank you...." said Frump as he goes inside his building. Security push the other reporters away, and Frump had a smirk on his face, and surprisingly..so did Melanie

Media outlets were divided! The conservative sides an the liberal sides were both expressing totally radical viewpoints on the situation, knowing this was the perfect time to add shock value......

"Good evening America I'm Laura Ingrid and this is a special edition of...well The Special Edition! I bet you all the seen the liberal media going insane over candidate O'chelle Mobama an her sudden "abduction"...(Chuckle) yeah right! This was probably a set up by the liberators to somehow cast this all on Frump! Just think if anything happen to Frump the left wouldn't care, yet tell us Americans to care about their crazy deranged policies! NOT GONNA HAPPEN LIBERATORS! IM STILL KEEPING MY GUN, AN THERE WILL BE NO AFRICANS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD!

And then on the liberal side...

"Hello everyone this Anderson Cuomo of The Real Report right here on PNN the people's news network! And speaking of the people....let's talk about the situation surrounding the peoples choice for president of the United States. Let's talk about how Ronald Frump is the lowest of the lowest, he does not care about miss Mobama abduction an I wouldn't be surprised if he had something to do with it! He's evil, he's racist, he's homophobic, he's xenophobic, if the bulldogs really think he's will make America traditional again, an bring back all these traditional archaic rules an ways of thinking, if they really think...he was chosen by god, they need their heads examined. THEY HAVE ISSUES.....CUT THE CAMERA I NEED A MINUTE!

Back at Kaleems apartment, Lucille is lying on the couch flipping through the channels, she hadn't heard yet about the drama in her old neighborhood.....an fucked up reason why she is sick. But Michael, a nurse and Kaleems friend, comes over to help out Lucille an make sure she's okay while Kaleem was away.

"Okay miss Lucille I got your antibiotics!" 

"Oh thank you sweetheart." said Lucile

"How are you feeling?" Michael asked

"It hurts my chest when I cough, I swear this stuff killin me, just wanna go home!" she said

"Hey Mom!" said Kaleem as he came in

"Hey Kaleem, she is taking her medication but that asbestos really messed her up, her symptoms are a lot frequent an she had trouble breathing sometimes but she's getting better!"

"(sighs) Thanks mike!" 

Then Michael left an it was just Kaleem and his mom, Kaleem wanted to reveal the BS that was going on with southeast gardens but, his mom was already going through a lot and he didn't want to shock her system, so he kept it to himself...

"Hey mama, how you been?"

"Baby I'm gonna be honest, this hurts....I wanna go back home an I know I'm being a burden on you.."

"No no no! Mommy please don't say that, you're never a burden!"

(Lucille flipping the channels)

"I bet you seen the news huh, they kidnapped Mobama, actin like they don't know where she is, you know I think Frump is behind this! It's always bout money with these folks! An he talkin bout he did amazing things he's bout to do for the nation...he so full of it!

"Listen Mom you just get some rest alright...wow I got a lot of mail!"

"You also got a black envelope in there somewhere, it didnt have a name or anything I thought it might gotten mixed up!"

Then Kaleem went to look at it, and it was strange but as Kaleem opened it, he read the letter an was kinda taken aback.....so he face-timed his friends

"Yo, I got like this invitation, it says I been watching you and you're friends and I think you have what it takes meet me at my place for a drink and further conversation, Micheal...." 

"Wait....I got the same letter too I was about to tell you guys!" Said Lee 

"What bout you Jason....." 

"Oh shit, I got it too, y'all I don't think this is just a coincidence, somebody out here wants to meet us, I say we should go!" Said Jason 

"I mean it can't hurt, could be a secret agency who'll give us the chance that the Feds won't," Kaleem said 

"Hmmm What's the address?" Jason asked 

"529 Springvale Rd, Great Falls, Virginia......that's in Fairfax y'all that's Uber rich people! Wonder what his house look like," Said Lee 

"Only one way to find out......" Said Kaleem

The boys decided out of curiosity to go to this address which was a 70 minute drive, but when they got to the destination they were shocked.......it was a huge house, a sprawling estate! 

"Damn, whoever this guy is he's loaded!" said Kaleem

"This probably bigger than the Taj Mahal!" Lee said

Then as Kaleem drove up to the gate, a voice came out from the camera...

"Ah yes, we been expecting you! Come right in!" said the man

"What you guys think?" Jason asked

"I don't know, he better not harvest our brains or some shit," said Kaleem

As they got to the entrance it was these big double doors, and it opened by themselves, as the boys went inside they were in awe of the size of the foyer! It was palatial, Kaleem never seen anything like it! Then as the boys sat around in the rich Corinthian leather couch, Gordon (the man who been watching them) came out of this entrance..

"Hello, my name is Gordon, Im Micheal's assistant, welcome to Preston Manor!"

"Its so big, Micheal must be really rich!" said Lee

"Yes he's done very well in the private sector, but you all are here for a bigger reason...follow me"

Sorta confused the boys went with Gordon to the elevator, and as it went down there was this massive basement, with state of the art computers and even a mini bar! Then from a little speaker.....

"Hello boys! My name is Micheal Preston of Preston private investigations...."

"Damn the house that bug he has to talk from a speaker!" Kaleem asked

"(chuckles) No no, you see this is just one of my houses, I'm at property in Naples at the moment, that Florida sun is badly needed,"

"So can we see what you look like? Kaleem asked

"As much as I would like to, I can not, my identity is strictly confidential, besides you don't want to see me right now, this humidity is not very kind (chuckles) but that is Gordon, Gordon here has been watching you three as you dread your mail room jobs, an also that brawl with those guys outside the club.

"WAIT, YOU BEEN STALKING US?" Jason asked

"I wouldn't say....stalking more like keeping a watchful eye, you see from records shown I see you three are not new to the world of crime fighting, you went to the FBI academy, found an abducted teenager using your wits, Jason your IQ is astonishing! how did you all end up working in the mail room? Micheal asked

"Well we saw the oppritunity to work at the FBI and thought our work be taken seriously but, that director pretty much didn't give a fuck and put us in the mail room, but we always wanted to work on a big investigation," said Kaleem

"Well today you get your chance.....

Then from a secret doorway, Jharrell Mobama came in......the boys we're stunned!

"Oh MY GO- mister Mobama, I love your book Mind Of a Little Man, I read it like 3 times, and the way you fought congress for gay rights, you just an awesome dude!" said Lee as he was fangirling

"Yeah you get shit done, those bulldogs stay tryna being you down tho," said Kaleem

"Yeah its tough to deal with, but this is nothing to what i'm goin thru right now......my wife Ochelle has been kidnapped,"

"An he has quietly hired us to find out who did it....but we are missing 3 investigators, that where you boys come in!" said Micheal

"Here's the file we have so far, start the slide show Gordon.......Ronald Frump, the infamous billionaire hedge fund slash wannabe president,

"AND AN ASSHOLE!" shouted Jason

"Well we know who you're votin for (chuckle)," laughed Jharell

"He is the front runner for the American Traditionalist party or the bulldogs, but his business practices are far from traditional American values, most of his properties are built on land that wasn't legally zoned, and when owners don't sell he has a rough way of getting what he wants...using mercenaries to rid or force the owner to sell, they all been caught an indicted an he too was indicted in 2008 and 2013 on racketeering charges but surprise, the prosecutor was killed an he was cleared of all charges," said Micheal

"How he run for president?" asked Kaleem

"Money can do anything Kaleem," said Lee

"Now he has lots of properties in New York and Florida an all across the globe but according to information gathered, he travels a lot to Ukraine, where he meets two buddies, Vladimir Yeltsin and Boris Ivanov, who are pretty much his new hitmen."

"I talked to Feds, they said the men followed Ochelle an Hillary all the way to Delaware at this beach house and then ambushed them, shooting the cameras out," said Jharell

"Do the Feds know where they took her?" asked Jason

"Not a clue......thats where you three come in, Frump is having an annual Bulldog party at the exclusive Congressional Country club in Potomac, no cameras, no reporters, lots of illegal exchanges, You three will be is disguise as temp workers, Gordon already got your uniforms, nicely pressed I should say!" Micheal said 

"Alright what's the game plan," asked Kaleem

"You three will have microphones attached to your Apple watches, Jason an Lee will be servers while Kaleem will find a way inside the club an infiltrate the main meeting room, where Frump an his buddies will congregate, now this is very risky, Frumps bodyguards will be out on the grounds patrolling an they shoot first ask questions later, you'll meet up with Gordon in the Uber after the party is over an meet back here," Micheal said 

"Are you all up for the challenge?" Gordon asked 

"Me an my friends were born for this, we got it!" Said Jason 

"Listen, find my wife please, I don't care bout this election shit.....I just want her back safe an sound!" Jharell pleaded 

"Will do mister Mobama!"

"Oh yeah one more lil thing, You three need a name for your group, ehh something that reflects who you are.."

"THE HEDEVILS! I don't know it just popped in my mind!" Shouted Lee

"The HeDevills it is! Well I must be going now, the voluptuous Naples lifestyle is calling me....an she knows how to serve scotch (chuckle) talk to you later boys!" Micheal said as he hung up 

Then the boys accepted the challenge, an from then on Kaleem, Lee an Jason were no longer doing boring clerical work, but actual crimefighting, as they go through a hell of an adventure to find Ochelle!

FRUMP was feeling invincible! With the media going on and on about Ochelle being missing, the 2020 election was fast approaching and according to the constitution, if the opponent is prolonged missing or dead.....then Frump gets automatic victory! The Liberators were losing their minds, wealthy liberator lobbyist close to the Mobamas an Cliftons were pressuring the FBI to find her, spending millions in Anti-Frump ads, anything to keep him from getting into office, even went as far as telling local communities to stay home during the election! All this drama was making Frump snicker......he was on his plane to a rally in Alabama (his most supportive state) and talking to Boris,

"So everything is completed?' asked Frump

"Indeed, lets just say she's held in a very cold, destitute place," said Boris

"(Chuckle) Very good, as soon as I grab the presidency as part of the deal I will make sure you both get a substantial reward...."

"Politics is a very dirty game, but we'll take it anyway," said Boris

Then Frump hanged up, and deleted his phone call to avoid obvious tapping by the FBI, but Boris got another call...

"Dobry vecherr Miss Krasny (Good Evening Miss Red in Russian) did you wire the money as promised?" Boris asked

"I made sure it was deposited in the last hour, did you smash her devices?" Lady Red asked

"Precisely, do we kill her now?"

"No no, wait till the 30th, and I will come there personally to see her demise," 

"And Frump?"

"Let him have his moment...feed his ego, and then you can have two dead bodies (chuckles)" said Lady Red as she hung up,

Ochelle was tied up and struggling to break free, but Vladimir kept that AK on her, if Ochelle ever needed Jesus RIGHT NOW WOULD BE IT! Frump's plane landed in Alabama, but he was looking for Maria

"Maria, hunni where are you?

"Oh i'm so sorry dear, just powdering my nose," Maria said as she came out the bathroom

"God damn you look beautiful, and that red dress is just phenomenal!"

"Just preparing myself when I become first lady.......just think dear, trillions will soon be in our grasp!

"I know, come the people are waiting,"

And they both left the plane into the limo, but that red that Maria was wearing was no coincidence, for she knew something Frump didn't.....

IT WAS THE NIGHT OF THE BIG PARTY......and Jason, Kaleem, an Lee we're about to meet up at the country club where Frump was hosting his party, but Micheal decided to call all of them thru their Apple watches to give em a heads up,

"Alright guys, the party will start at 8:30, Gordon will play limo driver and drive the getaway car, a black BMW 7 series, Lee an Jason will act as waiters and watch who goes in and out of Frump's party, looking for anybody who might know something, meanwhile Kaleem will sneak thru the roof and find a way into the boardroom where Frump is going to have a secret meeting. Now be with caution he has his goons there walking around,"

"Will be okay Mike, we got this," said Jason

"I already gave Gordon your addresses, Let me know what you find devils..." said Mike as he hung up

Kaleem was pumped! He was about to go on an actual mission, but Lucille was in the living room an she was unaware of why Kaleem was leaving on a Sunday...

"It's Sunday I thought you were off work?"

"No I gonna meet with Lee an Jason, you gonna be okay here by yourself mama?"

"(Coughing) I think so, but I got a call today.....son they're tearing down the apartments, an they said since the complex was such in bad shape it went to foreclosure, that means my insurance won't cover it an I won't get any relocation!" Lucile complained 

"Damn, mama don't worry you can stay here as long as you can I don't care, I'll even help you get another place!" Said Kaleem 

"Awwww you such a good son, I'm sorry I'm putting you thru all this, but these politicians don't realize these are our lives, I thought about all the people I'll miss, all the memories....shouldn't you be gettin along?" Said Lucile 

"Oh oh yeah, I'll see you later mommy," Kaleem said as he hugged her 

Gordon picked up all the devils from their apartments, and Jason an Lee changed into the waiter gear, while Kaleem was gettin ready to go undercover, but the whole ride he was thinking bout his mom...

"Alright we almost there, now you guys remember the plan right?" Gordon asked 

"Yep, an I put my Apple Watch on recording to hear what some of these guys are saying, who knows somebody might have too much whiskey an say something he shouldn't" Said Lee 

"Kaleem you imma drop you off in this wooded area near the club, it's very secluded, the goons won't see you, an you can sneak into the air vents an over the conference room," 

"Yeah....." Said Kaleem all sad 

"What's the matter bro?" Jason asked

"My mom, they knocking down the whole complex remember an now she won't get any relocation help, I fuckin hate this yo,"

"Well remember Kaleem, Tim Cott is a Bulldog too, he most def will be at this party, Who knows he might be in on this shit too," Jason Said 

"Alright we're here......" Said Gordon as he pulled over

"Remember Kaleem record everything, the more we know bout Frump the closer will get to finding miss Mobama," Gordon Said 

"Y'all stay safe...." Said Kaleem as he got out the car an went into the woods! He walked thru the woods, on high alert hoping to not be ambushed, till suddenly, an ATV was rolling by an there were two goons! Kaleem suddenly hid behind this rock an watched the goons passed by! Kaleem Heart was beating at a million miles a minute but the coast was clear an he saw this opening in the building an went inside...

"Alight I'm in!" He said as he let Gordon know 

"Good, go thru the vent till you see the boardroom, cuz all the important senators an big donors just showed up,"

While Kaleem was was up in the vents, meanwhile Jason an Lee went inside the main ballroom, trying to blend in,

"Woah, this is big as hell!" Lee said 

"All these stuck up people, I feel offended just walking thru here," said Jason

"Excuse me, what are doing here?" a security guard asked

"Oh um, we here to work tonight, we're waiters," said Lee as he was scared

"Right down the hall.....make a right, and no cameras, recording devices, or you'll be thrown out" said the security guard

Then Jason an Lee went into the backroom and saw all the other temps, and then the manager came around calling for a lil meeting, neither one of the boys ever served before so this will be a rather interesting evening...

"ALRIGHT LISTEN UP! TONIGHT THERE WILL BE A LOT OF IMPORTANT FOLKS FROM THE TRADITIONALIST PARTY OR WHATEVER, AND THESE SOME RICH RICH WHITE FOLKS, SO YOU MIGHT HEAR SOME RACIST SHIT, YOU MIGHT GET A BITCH THATS DIFFICULT, THEY MIGHT NOT EVEN TIP! BUT KEEP IT TO YOURSELF AN LET IT ALL OUT ON YOUR SMOKE BREAK, NOW WHO UP IN HERE IS NEW? 

Then Lee an Jason raised they hand, so the manager gave them perhaps the easiest task...

"Alright you guys will be buffet servers! Put the food on they plate an that's it! An remember this an exclusive thang, no phones, Apple watches, nothin, or you'll be goin home! GOT IT! EVERYBODY GET TO WORK!  

Jason an Lee soon went to the table where they were to serve, an put they Apple watches in the back pocket when the manager wasn't looking! Soon all the big wigs in the traditionalist party came in, socialites, bankers, ceos, pastors, conservative sport players all of them wore a red hat and Frump pins! An it hasn't been 5 minutes yet an Lee was already gettin strange looks! A woman was getting her food an she was talking to her friend....

"So I talked to pastor Williams today an his son was caught at a gay club, he even had male partners on the side, god I hope his son gets some help!"

"Ugh these LGBT freaks are just disrupting the natural order of things, can't even let my son watch a cartoon without seeing that ungodly, I hope Frump considers that Anti Gay Bill, we evangelicals had enough....oh thank you sir for the food god bless!" The woman says to Jason 

It was kinda intimidating to see how the bulldogs REALLY think, Jason an Lee were getting a tad bit uncomfortable,

"I see they're just upfront with it...." Said Lee 

"An these are the people that run our cities!" Jason said 

Then finally Frump an Maria arrived, they got a standing ovation an Frump began to speak, and it was like watching paint dry........but after Frump was done Maria went up to speak while, he went to the back room, so Lee followed him,

"Um I'm going to restroom I'll be right back," he said as he winked at Jason 

But Lee didn't go to the bathroom, he followed Frump at a distance an saw him meet with two men VLADAMIR AN BORIS, then they went inside the secret boardroom ......Lee hid behind a closet an told Kaleem up in the vent 

"Yeah....."

"Frump just went into the boardroom with 2 Russian Lookin dudes,"

"Imma get some dirt on them,"

"A little scotch for my two favorite men (chucked) what you got for me.." Frump asked 

"She's been kinda fussy but we kept her under control, we move her the next phase which is the warehouse you were talking bout near Virginia, there we will strap her to a boat an use her as bait.....if you what I mean, then her remains not found an you can't be indicted!" Said Boris 

"Ah yes, and oh yeah gentlemen we have another guest, Senator Tim Cott....

AND KALEEM WAS FLABBERGASTED! THE SAME MAN TEARING DOWN HIS MOMS NEIGHBORHOOD IS MEETING WITH FRUMP!

"Ain't life grand when the head of the treasury is your best friend!"

"Indeed, so far there's lots of oil reserves gold reserves as your finger tips! The stupid climate catastrophe fund is $40 billion alone, tax free, an as the president you can take that!" Said Tim 

"(Chuckled) money indeed grows on trees! An what about those ugly housing projects in your district, I want to build my project there but they are eh kinda in the way," 

"Well for a handsome fee, I'll give to the city as a distress sale, they'll do all the demolition an you have the right as president to take over it for whatever you want!" 

"You know if your citizens heard this they will label you as......a sellout," Frump said 

"Hey that's politics, you scratch my back I'll scratch yours!" Says Tim 

Kaleem couldn't BELIVE these the bullshit he heard! He wanted to fuck Tim up so bad! But he got it all on recording, and he took pictures of THIER faces .......all this new information gave the hedevils a huge lead in the case!