The farmer's ass crop

Conrad just turned 20. He celebrated with a few former male high school colleagues, ordering pizza and sharing a case of beer. In the course of the evening, the conversation gradually shifted towards kinky sexual innuendos. Some joked about their ex-girlfriend’s insatiate desire for boob worshiping; others bragged about their recent blind date’s French kissing prowess. Conrad didn’t dare describe his first night at a gay sauna. Not that his friends are homophobes, but rather because all this queer lifestyle is kind of new to him and a bit strange at times.

Still living with his parents, Conrad drives to the farmers’ market every Saturday morning with his mother’s list of fresh produce to bring back. He has already bought potatoes, broccoli, cabbage and onions. The last item on his list is English cucumber. He spots a young guy selling pickling, slicing and seedless cucumbers. He steps forward to choose two English cucumbers; the seller greets him and says: “I have some that are long and firm, capable of satisfying the hunger of a man like you! My name is James, by the way.”

James then turns around and bends down to choose and display a few cucumbers of different lengths. Conrad can’t help but admire the salesman’s shiny rubber boots; they definitely turn him on. Having chosen two medium size cucumbers, Conrad pays and smiles.

“Thank you, says the young farmer. I think I’ve seen you around a few times. If you ever need carrots, eggplants or zucchinis, don’t hesitate to come back. They’re all vegetables which I can handle nicely, if you know what I mean…” Even if he’s new at this game, Conrad reads between the lines, and has no doubt that this handsome guy is trying to cruise him.

The next week, Conrad puts on tight faded blue jeans that highlight his peachy ass and bulging crotch. Once he has done and delivered his mother’s errands, he goes back to the farmers’ market, only to find out that James is already packing the cucumbers, carrots, eggplants and zucchinis in the back of his pick-up. As soon as James sees Conrad dressed like some Tom of Finland dude, he takes a cucumber and gets close enough to slap his new friend’s bubble butt.

“I’ve kept this thick and long one just for you. I would love to shove it in and out of your ass!”

“Holy fuck, that is the hottest invitation I have ever received”, replies Conrad who dares to smack a wet kiss on James’ lips.

“I guess we both want to have fun. Hop in my pick up and let’s head to my place.”

Once seated, they kiss naturally and Conrad manages to compliment James on his macho look enhanced by denim overalls and shiny black boots with a red trim. As soon as they arrive, James directs his partner to the barn where an alcove opens its arms as a welcome sign. They snuggle up there both in a virile and tender way, caressing and tickling each other.

Conrad can’t wait to feel the cucumber in his shit hole. To lubricate the entrance, he asks James to spit on it, to rim his ass, to finger it, to even pee inside. The young farmer doesn’t have to pop Conrad’s cherry since he has already lost his virginity with the neighbor’s son, a Top known for having pounded the rugby coach after practice (and just about every teammate willing to feel the joy of male penetration).

After intense muscle worship, the two men position themselves so that Conrad can suck James’ dick, legs around his partner’s neck, offering his ass to the master of a long hard natural produce. As James shoves the cucumber in and out of the begging hole, Conrad feels the cock in his mouth pulsing. He masturbates to the same rhythm and they both explode at the same moment.

The new food-fuck experience is so intensive that Conrad is ready to explore further avenues. When James sticks a carrot in his ass, it feels like a young and smaller guy is fucking him. When the zucchini is shoved in and out, Conrad enjoys an ideal hard-on. “It’s like feeling your dick inside me while I’m sucking it at the same time!” When James shows up with an eggplant, his boyfriend wonders if his ass can take such a fat rod; the young farmer’s skill overcomes the fear and quickly turns pain into pleasure. A ripe agricultural produce inside his shit hole enables Conrad to taste Nature at it’s best.

Each sexual encounter is topped with a special lunch: cucumber salad, carrot soup, zucchini nut bread, eggplant ratatouille. Conrad discovers that food shoved in his ass can add a unique and kinky flavor. He is soon to find out that James has another recipe up his “sleave”.

“I think you are now ready to go one step further”, says the young farmer.

“What do you mean?”

“Fisting!”