Shit! Your ass smells awesome

When I was a kid, my mother told us that it was not polite to fart and if we did, we had to excuse ourselves. My sisters never farted in public and I tried to avoid it too, but my dad did fart once in a while in front of me outside the house. He never excused himself. One day I farted and he replied by a loud gas. I laughed and he patted my ass. That’s the first time I remember my dad touching me, and I liked it, a lot. My addiction to ass smell probably started at that moment.

We lived on a farm and had running water from a cistern. We took a bath on Saturdays only, and not to run out of water, my dad and I went in the tub together. I always offered to rub his back and ass. Before using the soap bar, I would smell his hairy butt at a small distance, and get intoxicated by the manly odor, the virile aroma. I was so tempted to bury my nose in his crack, but I was afraid he might punish me. He never reacted negatively when I kneaded his butt, even when my penis got a bit stiff.

Getting sexual pleasure and arousal from the smells and odors is called olfactophilia. If you are sexually attracted to farts, it’s called eproctophilia. And if you like to smell, feel or taste feces in a sexual way, then it’s called coprophilia. Enjoyment can also be made from the feeling of shit passing through your anus.

Historically, certain smells have been considered aphrodisiacs, a subject of much folklore and pseudoscience. In mythology, rose petals symbolize scent, and the word “deflowering” describes the initial act of sex. Dramatic literature abounds with sly references to nasal size as symbolic of phallic size; Edmond Rostand’ famous play Cyrano de Bergerac (1897) is a good example.

By the time I was out of high school and admitted to university, every one knew I was gay and that I loved to smell a guy’s ass, eat it also, of course. I was good at sports, excellent at football. As a quarterback, my hand was on the centre’s ass more often than his girlfriend. The best centre players were the ones who never washed their jockstrap, had a shit before going on the field, and transpired the most. Fuck! Their odor was simply divine!

Over the years, I have had my face farted on many times by men at point blank range. I like the sound and the smell. The ‘worse’ the better. In terms of sound, I prefer a deep bubbling sound. In terms of smell, I like acrid sulphur. Pits and ass are two different body parts. Your pits only produce sweat, while your ass produces sweat, fart and shit. All three intoxicate me!

Fecal matter is inherently revolting to most people, but researchers actually have a theory as to how someone could develop an attraction to it. They show that when people are aroused, their disgust reflex basically shuts down. That makes sense from an evolutionary perspective; soap, toilet paper, and breath mints didn’t exist for most of human history. Sex was a dirty, smelly affair. If arousal didn’t overpower our disgust toward bodily fluids and excretions, our species wouldn’t have lasted long.

While the response to sexual stimulation from feces is pretty negative in the general population, this fetish is more common than you might suspect, particularly among gay pig players, fisting enthusiasts and kinky leather men. In my limited experience, it is also one of the more heavily stigmatized fetishes, even within the kink community. Nonetheless. I’m an enthusiastic shit smell fetish guy. Smell, not taste.

I like to poke my finger in my partner’s ass and smell it. There are many pheromones around the anus and they give off a rather intoxicating scent. The genitals and armpits also have them. These scents move through the air and get more diluted than when you smell it on your finger. In our civilised society we are told that bodily odours are a bad thing, and encouraged to spend money on chemical products to cover these smells up. Some odors are pretty gross such as BO, but other smells are very enjoyable including the butt sweat and shit smell. Many guys who enjoy this do not admit it because it’s taboo.

We are stimulated by odors and we love to smell our partner’s butt and genitals during sex. If you watch animals, you will see that they often smell each other’s butts and genitals too. We are animals and despite our society trying to condition us and separate us from the animal kingdom, we do still behave like animals and as such sniffing butts, including our own, is completely natural and not something to be ashamed of.

I like to sniff ass and definitely like to get sniffed. I have a gay friend, ten years younger, that hits me up every once in a while, to sniff my ass and bury his face in there while tasting it. It gets him so hard. Once he bent me over his car in a parking lot just to sniff me right after I came from the gym. He loved it! I also like to sniff and have gotten somewhat lucky to find young dudes to sniff. The next best thing is taking their underwear and sniffing them!

It’s so hot to see a guy’s skid marks on his underwear. It does make you wonder if guys leave their skid marks out in the open so that other guys will see them, doesn’t it? Every chance I get, skid marks on underwear make me smell a hot guy’s asshole. I bet there are lots of guys out there that are proud of “being dirty” and showing off their skid marks. Real men get shit stains.

Even if you love pizza, you’re going to get tired of eating the same pie night after night. Likewise, white bread sex may grow boring—especially for people like me who have a high sex drive. That boredom may lead you to try novel and increasingly exotic forms of sex—including sex that incorporates fetish objects. If that experimentation leads to excitement and—the ultimate payoff—an orgasm, you may be more likely to revisit unusual or "deviant" forms of sexual adventurism. One study suggests that the areas of the brain that light up in response to pain and pleasure have a lot of overlap; crosstalk between these overlapping networks might help explain why BDSM is so popular.

A dude’s hot ass funk is the fucking best! Love having my face buried deep in your hairy sweaty stinking ass. I want to smell you in my beard for the rest of the day!