My preference for cut meat

I like cut meat. When I watch porn videos or look at homoerotic pictures, I prefer men that are circumcised. Is it because I myself am cut? Not sure. To me it just looks more erotic. The mushroom in full view is a direct invitation for licking, sucking, chewing.

An in-depth study by Population Health Metrics, published in 2016, estimates that approximately 37.7% of men globally are circumcised (1,412,252,836 circumcised males among the total number of 3,654,384,123 males in the world). The study states that half of circumcisions are done for religious and cultural reasons. Muslims and Jews are assumed to be circumcised, as shown by the following findings: 99.9% in Gaza Strip, 99.8% in Afghanistan, 99.7% in Iran, 96.4% in Pakistan, 91.7% in Israel.

Here is a random look at the prevalence of male circumcision (all percentages in this story are based on the study carried out by Population Health Metrics); look who is at the top and at the bottom of this list:

• South Korea 77.0%
• United States 71.2%
• Kazakhstan 56.4%
• South Africa 44.7%
• Australia 26.6%
• United Kingdom 20.7%
• Mexico 15.4%
• France 14.0 %
• Russia 11.8%
• Germany 10.9%
• Denmark 5.3%
• Norway 3.0%
• Italy 2.6%
• North Korea 0.1%

I’m French-Canadian and my country is close to the global average with 31.9%. I was born in 1947. My mother did not know she was going to deliver twins. Since I’m polite, lol, I said “ladies first”; my twin sister Paulette came out and I followed two minutes later. Doctor Dupuis asked my mother if he should circumcise me. She did not know and answered “do what you think is best”. He cut the prepuce or foreskin. Merci, docteur Dupuis.

My first gay sex experience was strictly mutual masturbation. The guy, barely 16, had an average pecker. I just remember that he came quickly and didn’t bother to see if I was having fun. The next one let me caress his dagger and invited me to suck it. Holy fuck, I had never tasted such a yummy hot dog!

I have mentioned before that my mother ordered clothing from the Eaton catalogue, and that I spent hours staring at the guys in the underwear section. White briefs were the norm and did not focus on a hard-on, of course, but I imagined the prong inside and got aroused. It was always cut meat, of course.

For me, the joy of gay sex includes 69. I adore grabbing the balls of my partner from behind, pulling on them to make his cock straighten in all its splendor. A cut joystick excites me, gets my jizz boiling. It is only in my 30s that I started to taste a creamy reward. Can’t believe I was so dumb not to swallow male juice before.

I also was late in discovering what is called a threesome. It first happened in a park, around 11:30 pm. I spotted a guy and followed him in the bushes. He dropped his pants and invited me to suck his thick cut piece of meat. I did not notice that another man had followed me. As I started to lick, suck and chew the purple knob, I felt a hand zipping down my jeans and pulling out my hard dick to pump a creamy reward.

The best threesome obviously involved two circumcised guys. Ted and Fred first rubbed their dick on my nipples, moaning with pleasure, then positioned themselves for the following scenario: Ted rubbed his cock in my ass crack, not in my whole (I don’t like getting fucked), but rather in my crevice, which I find so arousing. Meanwhile, Fred rubbed his hard purple-headed warrior between my hairy pecs. Holy fuck! Why aren’t there more videos showing this utmost erotic fantasy?

The expression “cut meat” took its full meaning when a friend invited me for dinner. We went to a private venue offering an “all you eat buffet”. I’ve been to a Chinese-Japanese-Thai restaurant where you can order a load of delicacies on a tablet, but this private venue was worth way more than five stars. The busboy and the waiter served us with their cut piece of meat sticking out. On demand, they peed in our wine glass or poured cream in our coffee. It was a five-course meal with yummy hot dogs between each dish.

The expression “cold meat” is meaningless to me. Thick, slender, curved, short or long, a cock is always hot. Penis, dick and cock are the most popular names when referring to a man’s virility. But there are many others, some pretty original or even poetic: prick, rod, sword, lunchbox, meat thermometer, love shaft, one-eyed trouser snake, salami, sausage, just to name a few.

Since French is my first language, I can’t resist in spelling out some popular nicknames for what is hanging between your legs: queue, zizi, zigounette, zob, quequette, bite, asperge, poireau, gourdin.

Here are some expressions with the word cock or dick.

• pencil dick: a thin penis;
• cock up: unintentionally screw up, mess up or fuck up;
• cock-and-bull story: a far-fetched story or tale of highly dubious validity;
• crystal dick: a penis that is flaccid as a result of methamphetamine or other drug use.