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Hello Walls
I was back at the Saddle Mountain Ranch just a little before eight—didn’t figure it hurt to be a few minutes early—but Grady was already standing outside waiting for me in a red wool jacket and black knit cap. My pelvis fluttered at the sight, but honestly, he could have worn a trash bag and tinfoil hat and he’d still have looked like a sex god to me. He nodded at my promptness, then gestured at the dented green thermos on the open tailgate.
“You drink coffee?” he asked, handing me a steaming Styrofoam cup.
“Yeah,” I said. “I didn’t have time to make one before I headed out.” It was always chilly in the morning, as we were at over 7000 feet in elevation, and although I’d dressed for the weather in my sheepskin jacket, hat, and knit gloves, I was still cold.
I took a sip. “It’s good!”
He smiled at the surprise in my voice. “Thanks.” We stood in companionable silence, our breath cloudy in the chilly air, as we enjoyed our coffee and the quiet of the morning together.
“Seriously,” I said at last, taking another sip. “My uncle’s coffee is like battery acid; this is really smooth.” I wasn’t a coffee connoisseur by any means, and this was the time before there was a Starbucks on every corner. But I’d gotten a taste for specialty lattes and espressos while studying at a couple of college coffee shops, and it was nice to taste something with more mellowness than bite. It wasn’t just good for ranch coffee—it was genuinely flavorful.
“Do I detect delicate notes of chocolate, blackberry, and tobacco?” I teased tenuously, unsure if his dour mountain man persona meant that he was also humorless or just quiet.
He chuckled and gave me an indulgent half-smile. Okay--he could be playful. “Definitely not. But glad you like it.”
“I do,” I said, inhaling the steaming fragrance from the cup. “Seriously, where did you get this? I’ll have to pick some up and show Dennis what good coffee should taste like. Mom might like it for the Honeybee, too.”
Grady’s face flushed. “Well, uh, you can’t really. I roast and grind the beans myself. I used to run a little coffee bar back in Arizona, and I set up some of my equipment in the shop after I moved in. Still have contacts with a supplier for the beans. Good coffee is one thing I couldn't leave behind.” He nodded at the Quonset hut.
Not what I’d expected, I thought, as much for his weirdly endearing awkwardness as for the fact that he’d just revealed his secret identity, and I figured I’d just be myself and not try to butch it up too much. “Wow—I didn’t know I was working for a burly ranch barista. Yay me!” I gave him a bright smile. “Thanks for sharing your precious coffee stash with me, Grady.”
Clearly both pleased and embarrassed, he cleared his throat before draining his cup, then wiped his mouth on the back of his hand. “Okay, well, we probably oughta get started.”
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The ranch was in terrible shape, that much was certain. The whole place was tired and worn down, on every conceivable level. The main house was livable, but it still had some significant foundation issues; a lot of the exterior timbers were starting to disintegrate from dry rot, and the roof and plaster needed major repairs. Most of the adobe apartments were in even worse condition: bad electrical, leaky plumbing, rodent damage to the insulation. Grady told me that only one bathroom in the six units even worked. The Quonset shop was still in decent shape but was packed with unused and probably unusable truck equipment, broken-down golf carts from the dude-ranch days, dusty horse tack, boxes of old books that had clearly been nibbled by generations of mice; bins of old paperwork so waterlogged that they were practically paper mache; and other miscellaneous mess. The stable was upright, but that was about all that was going for it, as it had massive holes in some of the walls and some of its doors were just barely hanging on bent and broken hinges; the steel corral fencing was so dented and even twisted it was a minor miracle it was standing at all. Not to mention all the barbed wire around a good portion of the entire hundred and fifty acres that had to be checked for damage before he could even think about bringing cattle in.
As Grady drove me around and pointed out all the issues we’d be tackling throughout the summer, it became clear very quickly that he had a lot weighing on his broad shoulders. He mentioned his uncle’s cancer once and how hard things had gotten for Doug toward the end, but he didn’t linger on it and I didn’t ask more. I couldn’t understand why Grady was even bothering with the place given how much work there was to do, but he seemed determined, and it was just as well for me, as I needed the job. But there was no way we could do all this work in one summer. It was a good thing he was in for the long haul. I admired his commitment, but after the day’s review I was increasingly unsure about his sanity.
We headed back to the house. “You hungry?” he asked, pulling up alongside my car. I nodded, suddenly realizing that I was so intent on getting out of the house on time that morning that I hadn’t really had breakfast.
“I’ll make us some sandwiches and we can figure out our game plan.”
“Sounds good,” I said as we walked into the house. A large, open-plan combination living room-dining room-kitchen greeted us, complete with a massive cast-iron fireplace, and it was all incredibly clean and tidy. I don’t know what I’d expected, but it wasn’t this. As bad as the outside was, the house was comfortable and well cared for, if a bit spartan. I’d anticipated messy rooms filled with the lifelong hoarding of a dying man, but it was the opposite of that. Aside from a few landscape photos and paintings on the walls, there wasn’t much else to distract the eye. It was more like the place a monk would live than a studly rancher. More surprises.
I suddenly felt my bladder tighten. “Can I use your bathroom? All that coffee and those bumpy roads finally caught up with me.”
“Down the hall on your right.” He walked into the kitchen and swung the stainless-steel refrigerator door wide. “Ham and cheese good for you?”
“Yeah, that’s great!” I called back as I headed down the long hall but immediately stopped short. There were multiple closed doors—which one was the bathroom? I considered going back to ask but decided against it. It had to be one of these, right? No need to ask him about every little thing. Didn’t need him to start doubting my capability on day one.
I tried the first door, which turned out to be a closet with just a few coats and boots. The second door, however, opened to reveal a surprisingly large bedroom. The blinds were down and the room was dimly lit, but I could just make out a well-made king-sized bed stood to the left. There was a dresser and a chair, but otherwise not much else; it was about as bare as the rest of the house. I was about to turn away when I noticed a slightly-ajar door in the corner, and through it what looked like the jutting white porcelain of a toilet bowl.
That must be it, I thought, and walked quickly through the bedroom, my bladder nearly bursting. I shut the door quickly, unzipped my pants, and started to pee, closing my eyes in relief and letting out a soft, contented sigh. As I relaxed into the hot flow, my eyes opened to take in the space and adjust to the dimness, then widened in growing disbelief.
The bathroom walls were pasted from floor to ceiling with photos. And not just any photos: porn photos. And not just any porn: gay porn. My mind went blank in confusion and rising panic.
All around me, covering every bit of bare wall, cut from years of magazines and books and glued together into a writhing orgiastic collage, were thousands of full-color images of men fucking, sucking, jerking, licking pits, eating cum, eating ass, so many cocks and stretched-out holes, some smooth, some hairy, pink and glistening with lube or spit. Alone or in couples or groups, with dildos and butt plugs and leather harnesses and delicate lingerie, mouths open wide in ecstasy or filled with thick cocks or dripping, tongue-slick asses, the men on the bathroom walls represented every imaginable form of man-on-man pleasure and desire, and some that I’d never even dreamed of. Some of these men were clearly from 1970s and ‘80s skin mags; others were oversaturated printouts of familiar models from videos and magazines I knew well. I fell into this epic blur of gay sex, so much so that I lost track of where I was, and my hungry gaze wandered over the kaleidoscope of hard, hot bodies in unashamed debauchery and delight. My piss-stream slowed as my cock began to harden and ache for release.
What is this? Where did this come from? What did it mean? Was my gorgeous new employer gay? There were some really old photos here—did they belong to his uncle Doug? As my mind whirled in increasingly horny confusion, I heard Grady call out from the kitchen. “You okay in there?”
Heart pounding and mouth dry, I managed to croak out, “Yeah, all good!” and frantically tried to get my swelling dick to go down. How long had I actually been standing there looking at those walls with my cock in my hand? I had no idea, but it had to have been a while. I couldn’t go back out there now, not with a raging hard-on. I’d never seen anything so strange or so hot in my life, but this wasn’t the time to linger—I just got the fucking job, and the last thing I needed was to get fired on my first day, or worse. If he was gay, it was his business; if he wasn’t, this was super weird and I didn’t need to hang around waiting to be caught like this. And if he was on the down-low, well, there was no telling what an angry closet-case with huge muscles might do to keep his secrets hidden.
My heart hammering, I took a few deep breaths, pulled my attention from the dizzying walls of man sex, and finally managed to push my dick back into my pants, zipping up as carefully as I could to avoid snagging tender skin. Flushed the toilet, quickly washed my hands, and rushed out of the bathroom and into the hall. I’d just rounded the corner when Grady appeared, a plate in each hand loaded high with well-packed sandwiches, chips, and pickles. He had two Cokes under one arm.
“Wasn’t sure if you’d gotten stuck,” he smiled. “That bathroom door can be tricky. No trouble?”
“Nope, no trouble,” I said with a bit too much enthusiasm. I could tell that my face was red, but at least I’d managed to hide my still-throbbing crotch with my jacket, which hung over my arm with what I hoped was a casual pose. “I think I just drank more coffee than I realized.”
“Yeah, occupational hazard around here,” Grady said lightly. I could have sworn he glanced down for just a moment as he turned back to the main door, but my heart was beating so fast and my breathing was a bit ragged, so I couldn’t be sure. “C’mon, let’s eat outside. It’s getting warm out.”
