My Own Private Quantico

 The Master Beadle raised his Command Staff and slammed it down forcefully on the Tympanum of the Triskelion Altar. A sound like a cannon shot rang out across the Hangars, followed by the Master Beadle's shout, "Gleichschaltung!"

The hundreds of Beadles lining the Hangars immediately responded by raising their fists in unison and loudly acknowledging the Master Beadle’s command. "GLEICHSCHALTUNG!"

The Centurions of the assembled Legions then responded in their turn, also raising their fists in the air as they shouted "GLEICHSCHALTUNG!"

At this point both the Beadles and Centurions had acknowledged the Master Beadle’s command, and the Convocation had entered Gleichschaltung. All motion of the assembled Drones was now synchronized under the direction and control of the Master Beadle.

As the Legions began their march down the Hangars to the Triskelion Altar, the strong masculine voices of the Beadles flanking the three processions rose into the air as they started singing the Marching Hymn of the Brotherhood of ABOM.

When Jockhood came marching Home again

HURRAH! HURRAH!

And Excellence led the way again

HURRAH! HURRAH!

The Grunts were cheered, the Nerds were proud

The Corps Triskelion our Bros avowed

WE WERE ALL MADE BROS when Jockhood came marching Home.

 

When Grunthood came marching Home again

HURRAH! HURRAH!

And Loyalty fell like rain again

HURRAH! HURRAH!

The Nerds were cheered, the Jocks were proud

The Corps Triskelion our Bros avowed

WE WERE ALL MADE BROS when Grunthood came marching Home.

 

When Nerdhood came marching Home again

HURRAH! HURRAH!

To guide a Bro’s Mind and Hands again

HURRAH! HURRAH!

The Jocks were cheered, the Grunts were proud

The Corps Triskelion our Bros avowed

WE WERE ALL MADE BROS when Nerdhood came marching Home.

 

When Menhood came marching Home again

HURRAH! HURRAH!

And Faggotry ruled its Realms again

HURRAH! HURRAH!

The Jocks were cheered, the Grunts were proud,

The Nerds were happy, the Corps came out

WE WERE ALL MADE BROS when Menhood came marching Home

WE WERE ALL MADE FREE when Menhood came marching Home

WE WERE ALL MADE WHOLE when Menhood came marching Home.