GAY Olympic Games

by Paul François

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In 2025, countries like Canada, the United States of America, Australia, Great Britain, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, the Netherlands and Argentina all had a Golden Army of Youth (GAY) composed of athletic college guys aged between 18 and 20, recruited to offer support to the military when it was called to rescue people after a tornado, a tsunami, a flood, an avalanche or a forest fire.

In each country, GAY members trained regularly to be in good shape. This included a one-hour jogging session in the morning, followed by gym exercises, a team sport challenge like soccer or hockey in the afternoon, and boxing or wrestling matches in the evening. The result was astonishing: an elite squad of robust young men who would have won any Mr. Muscle Championship or Best Fit Contest, not to mention a Well-Endowed Competition.

The coach of Sweden’s Golden Army of Youth woke up one morning with an original idea: “We are going the hold the first GAY Olympic Games.” Bjorn Andersson was a respected, handsome and virile homosexual who got what he wanted nine out of ten times. The sole exception was fucking the commanding officer of the National Home Guard, who nevertheless wholeheartedly supported Bjorn’s initiative. For the first GAY Olympic Games, four disciplines or “sports” were selected: Longest Erection, Thickest Cock, Sperm Throw and Longest Fucking Orgasm. “In any of these sports, insisted Bjorn, cheerleaders, helping hands or mouth, and sex partners can be either male or female.”

Members of the Golden Army of Youth are healthy normal guys, not circus freaks. The five guys registered in the Longest Erection discipline do not compare to Jonah Falcon, the American actor reported as having the world’s largest penis with 9.5 inches (24.13 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34.29 cm) when erect, let alone to Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, from Mexico, who claims to have a cock measuring a whopping 18.9 inches (45.72 cm). This is not an official record because it is believed that Cabrera abnormally stretched his weapon with weights, and has refused to remove the bandages around his bazooka for proper measurement.

The five countries competing for the Longest Erection are Australia, USA, Argentina, Norway and Denmark. The cheerleaders are male and female strippers who are allowed to suck or jerk on demand. Oral and manual stimulations can not last more than 90 seconds, and judges monitor this closely. Three guys and two girls give a helping hand and mouth, and Bjorn is not surprised when the results are announced.

Erick Olsen, from Norway, with the help of Christian Greasy Hand, reaches 30.21 cm and wins the bronze medal. Timothy Conway, from the USA, with the help of Dany Luscious Tongue, reaches 30.36 cm and wins the silver medal. Jeff Smith, from Australia, with the help of Larry Hot Lips, reaches 30.48 cm and wins the gold medal. Bjorn Andersson can not but conclude that this verdict confirms an old saying: “Boys Will Be Boys”, or real boys have more fun with real boys.

The rules for the Thickest Cock discipline were very simple and involved no touching at all. The competitors had to put hands behind their back, concentrate on some kind of stimulation to get an erection and let judges measure the girth or circumference of their appendices. For your information, an international study by the British Journal of Urology measured the penises of 15,521 men, and from their findings, the average flaccid girth was 7.62 cm (3.67 inches); erect penises averaged 10.16 cm (4.79 inches). For size reference, that’s about the width of a tube of toothpaste.

Joseph Dufour from Canada, Luis Verissimo from Argentina and Liam Nilsson from Sweden were the three laureates in this competition. To get aroused, Joseph invited a guy to put his ass hole almost in his face; he measured 10,27 cm and won the bronze medal. Luis called upon an athletic dude to fuck a twink in a jockstrap; he measured 10,41 cm and won the silver medal. Liam asked two male cheerleaders to take a golden shower; he measured a whopping 10,69 cm and won the gold medal. Again, an ALL BOYS cast.

As “Sperm Throw” indicates, it’s about masturbating and ejaculating as far as possible. For your information, semen exits the penis at an average speed of 27,35 km (17 miles) per hour. So, what is the farthest distance a man can ejaculate? Your answer has to be reasonable. I don’t accept something like “30 yards out my window, flew into someone else’s window and nailed my 60-year old neighbor in the eye, he died of a concussion”. Wikipedia tells us that Horst Schultz achieved 6 meters (18 feet and 9 inches)! His ejaculation speed was 67.59 km (42.7 miles) per hour. That kind of qualifies as an extreme sport, don’t you think so?

Putting quantity aside, some men can ejaculate up to 91.44 cm (3 feet). Don’t worry, however, if you feel your own ejaculate isn’t going the distance. The average distance for a male ejaculation is about 17 to 25 centimeters (7 to 10 inches). Oscar Christensen from Denmark, Lars De Jong from the Netherlands and Timothy Conway from the USA were the three laureates in this competition. They could call upon almost any kind of support.

Oscar asked a hairy bear cheerleader to plunge a dildo back and forth in his rear end and he reached 23 cm, winning the bronze medal. Lars asked a soccer player in a bulging jockstrap to play with his nipples and he reached 26 cm, winning the silver medal. Timothy asked Bjorn Andersson to suck his ass hole with frenzy and he reached 28 cm, winning the gold medal. It seems that male support brings the best results in these GAY Olympic Games!

For the Longest Fucking Orgasm competition, the rule is simple: you can only penetrate one partner, male or female. For your information, the average or median time before orgasm is about 6 minutes. The majority of men last between 4 to 11 minutes, with anyone lasting longer than 20 minutes being considered an outlier. Not surprisingly, all three finalists chose to fuck a young man’s tight ass. The British Prime Minister’s son won the bronze medal with 14 minutes. The Canadian Prime Minister’s son won the silver medal with 16 minutes. The Argentinian President’s son won the gold medal with 18 minutes.

Bjorn Andersson was warmly applauded for having organized the first edition of the GAY Olympic Games. His unexpected medal was obviously having the chance to rim Timothy’s rose bud and to reach simultaneously his own orgasm.

by Paul François

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