Food for Thought, Food for Ass
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Rodney, Philip and Bernard, all in their early 40s, have two things in common: they love food and adore ass play. Their friendship dates back to high school, a time where you did not openly display your homosexuality. They obviously had the opportunity to rinse their eyes in the locker room, where a cock wrapped in a jockstrap triggered a hard-on, and in the shower area, where solo jerking off was a common practice, whatever your sexual orientation.
Once, Philip was alone with Bernard under the jet of water and that’s where he sucked his friend’s rather small piece of cut meat for the first time. When Rodney arrived, pointing a huge rod with a thick mushroom, they both offered him a bar of soap and their ass. The three boys had never fucked nor been ploughed, but it just came naturally. Philip and Bernard held back their cries of pain, and Rodney did his best to take them a step further, to make them moan with pleasure.
Back to the key words in my first sentence: food and ass. They go hand in hand. You’ve heard of shoving a cucumber, a zucchini or a banana up one’s fuck chute. I’m sure you’ve tried at least one of them… and had a lot of fun, either in pushing or receiving that cock-shaped vegetable or fruit. I’ve peeled a banana and inserted half of it into my boyfriend’s ass hole, then gradually ate the part sticking out. When I got to his anus, he expelled the other half coated in succulent ass juice. Best banana sundae in my life!
When Philip celebrated his 45th birthday, Bernard and Rodney organized a dinner party. Instead of sitting down by the pool to sip a glass of aperitive wine, they slurp each other’s cock. A box on the picnic table has Philip’s name on it and a Happy Birthday wish. He unwraps the gift to discover three jockstraps of different fabric: leather, denim and lycra mesh. The three men put one gear on, frot against each other’s bulge, then go around to slap, bite and kiss each yummy buttock. While Rodney is flipping the spare ribs on the barbecue grill, Bernard pours maple syrup, a Canadian delicacy, on Philip’s rosebud and tongue-twists his way inside. Rimming can be so sweet!
On the picnic table, placemats with drawings of Tom of Finland create a virile atmosphere. Songs from the group Village People serve as the backdrop for this hot meal. Before serving the honey garlic spare ribs, Rodney puts on the table a platter of corn on the cob and a brick of butter. All three men grab a piece, roll it in the yellow fat, and position themselves in a circle, on the grass, ready to shove the tasty vegetable in a begging ass. At the tune of the Y.M.C.A. song, the cob of tender warm kernels slides back and forth in sweaty shit holes. Each one licks the yummy yellow rod and inserts it back in a buttered fuck chute. When the first notes of Macho Man are heard, the boys engage in a choreography where each one slurps on somebody’s cob and starts eating the kernels. Hard to find a tastier corn roast!
For dessert, Rodney has ordered a three-layer chocolate cake heavily covered with whipped cream. No candles to blow, but there are a few fresh strawberries in a bowl next to the cake… Bernard and Rodney grab Philip, kiss his bare ass, and plunge his hairy buttocks on top of the cake. The chocolate cake may have disappeared, but a huge creamy beefcake is there for two friends to taste. Bernard and Rodney each attack a yummy hemisphere, lick it clean, and dig in the den like a groundhog on the 2nd of February*. Their tongue tickles the perky rosebud and their fingers stretch it. Bernard sucks on a strawberry and pushes it gently but firmly into the arse hole. Rodney does the same. Philip moans, smiles and exerts the necessary pressure to expel the two strawberries which are immediately swallowed by his friends. They exchange a threesome kiss and promise to put strawberry shortcake on the menu of upcoming birthday dinners.
All these delicacies stuffed in the ass have brought the sexual drive of the best three friends to a summum. Now they each want to suck two cocks and fuck two butts with a renewed appetite. They take turns to get on their knees and to worship the most divine appendage, to swallow the meaty sausage like it was their last dinner. As the host, Rodney gets a double treat: Bernard and Philp’s dick engulfed together in his greedy chef’s mouth. A mushroom inside each cheek is a pure delight. Well lubricated, the cocks alternate from one hole to another. Bareback is the rule. If you need more lube, you can pour golden drops of honey on your rod and plunge it for a “bear ass” to enjoy. Because it’s his birthday, Philip gets to taste his own ropes of jizz in the most succulent way. After having cum in Bernard’s love canal, he positions himself to felch the white gold. Dumping your junk in your friend’s trunk and eating it is the nec plus ultra in the art of Tasty Fucking.
The evening would not be complete without a game where everyone recalls an anecdote of sexual fantasy not yet shared. Philip gets the ball rolling by pointing out that he once worked as a cartoonist for the University of Toronto’s student newspaper. "We wanted to be in tune with the sexual revolution. So, I designed a candy vending machine that was shaped like a hairy ass framed in a jockstrap and shitting a bag of peanuts. The editor in chief approved it on one condition: ‘I get to stuff a chocolate bar up your fuck chute and you fire it back covered with ass juice for my snack.’ We topped it off with a cocoa kiss."
Rodney continues with a sports story. "The year I graduated from high school, I was a baseball coach. When a player wasn’t performing well, I’d give him detention in the locker room and force him to suck my dick. There’s one pitcher who wanted more than that; he begged me to shove my big cock up his tight ass, which I gladly did. Taking it one step further was a baseball player’s hidden fantasy. I knew he had been dreaming about this during the whole season. I took the bat, greased it and shoved it inside the prettiest little pink ass I’ve ever seen. The cries of pain and the moans of pleasure were a hot melody. Even after a winning game, he would stay behind, showing me his butt nicely framed in a black jockstrap and handing me a greased bat."
Bernard has always enjoyed having big vegetables rammed into his love canal. Philip and Rodney know something about it since they have once stuffed a squash in their friend’s starving hole, propelling him right away on cloud nine. And fisting has no secrets for him. "I thought I had undergone the most excessive penetration, until the day I was attracted by the virile work of two employees on the side of a road under construction. I got closer and saw them stripped naked, each sitting on a bright orange traffic cone, shoving it in their hungry butt. Not to scare them away, I pulled down my zipper, letting out a hard dick already dripping precum. They both sucked me while pumping up and down the cone. My dick may have been dry, but my ass needed rough kinky action. One worker stepped aside, opened a jar of Invade Deep Fisting Cream, lubricated both my hole and the cone, then installed me firmly on the tip and pressed his hands down on my thighs. It felt like a rhinoceros was tearing my ass apart with his horn. I have never bawled so much with pure animal ecstasy.”
Best friends are there to support you, in good or bad times. Friendship is based on caring and appreciation. Special best friends go out of their way to please you, they love to share their cock and ass. They adore kissing, licking, sucking, rimming and fucking you. Returning a favor is the least you can do. Don’t you agree?
* Groundhog Day is a popular North American tradition observed on February 2. If a groundhog emerges from its burrow on this day and sees its shadow, it will retreat to its den and winter will go on for six more weeks; if it does not see its shadow, Spring will arrive early.