Facebook can be so fucking hot

by Paul François

1 Sep 2019 2142 readers Score 6.5 (18 votes) PDF Mobi ePub Txt


I’ve subscribed to Facebook many years ago and have been a member of two or three cultural groups. It is only recently that I discovered sexual groups offering an incredible spectrum of hot male pics of cowboys, truckers, bears and wrestlers. I joined three or four of these groups and had fun posting comments like “A butt like that in tight faded blue jeans is a call for a spanking”, “They should make a stamp with your ass on it so that we can all lick it” or “I wanna kiss, slurp, chew and dart his rose bud” (even if I didn’t see it, of course).

Some men post simple exclamations like Wow! Hot! Damn! or display cute emojis. When I noticed that a few guys shared similar pics probably found elsewhere on Internet, I decided to reply by some of mine that I had accumulated over the years and placed in my erotic file called “Hard-on Gallery”. Many of these pics show hot dudes in jockstraps, a big fetish of mine.

My first pic-reply displayed two guys lying down on the floor and embracing like wrestlers, one in a black jockstrap, the other in a red. Their ass is nicely frame and the result is fucking erotic! Facebook immediately posted it. The second one also showed two hunks in a jockstrap. One is sitting on the floor, displays tattoos on his arms and has a small hole in his jock. The other one is standing face to him, showing us his ass and an appetizing crack. I called them “jockstrap sluts”. Facebook rejected it in less that 30 seconds and banned me for three days. I could receive and read messages, but not reply or send new ones. Shit!

Once I got my status back, I had fun replying prudently to posts by members of the following groups: Country Boys 4 U – Truckers, Cowboys & Bears oh my – We ❤ Country Boys & Cowboys. The latter got me so excited that I could spend easily three hours surfing and drooling over hairy torsos, bulging crotches, asses in Wrangler jeans and signs like “Save a horse, ride a cowboy”. In the morning, I usually wake up with a mild hard-on and an urge to pee, like you too probably. At 6:23 I jerked off thinking of the cowboys I could ride to save a horse, lol.

After a shower and a quick breakfast, I comfortably sat at my computer, opened the We ❤ Country Boys & Cowboys page and posted two pics in their gallery. They were approved and Facebook did not object because you could not see bare genitals or ass holes. The first one showed a guy wearing leather chaps over his tight Wrangler jeans; you could admire his bubble butt nicely framed by black leather. The replies were instantaneous: Brian posted 10 slurping emojis followed by “Wrangler butts drive me nuts!” Steven added “The cake appears ready to be served… Woof!” Gary said “My tongue is hard” and inserted 20 long red hanging tongues, plus an immediate new reply crying “I’m hungry now!” I received 459 comments in less than 24 hours.

The second photo I added to the public gallery was a double shot of a guy in tight faded blue jeans. The top part showed his bulging crotch, the lower part displayed his rear end with a navy blue hanker chief in the left pocket. Andrew immediately replied “I’ll have an order of sausage and potatoes with a side of hot cakes”. Jeffrey added “You really fill out those jeans well f*ck! I'm slobbering”. Doug asked “and the blue hanky in the left pocket means…?” I answered “fucker (top)”. There were obviously short acclamations like Yee Haw baby, So hot, Just nice, Oh damn! Holy Moly, Two for One and Yummy. Don wrote “Wow, I want it to be covered in fuzzy all man’s musk; taste that butt, fu*k!”

Proud of my successful contribution to this Facebook page, I then enriched the gallery with a dude in leather chaps, jockstrap and harness. The first reply caught me by surprise. It read “Welcome to the club Paul”. I guess Chris thought I was wearing the exact same leather gear, not the case, but it damn well turns me on! Quick replies included Woof, So fucken sexy and Mouth-watering. Daniel wrote “Dayum, my tongue just got a boner!” There were also a few Bear emojis. Over 200 Like, Love or Comment in less than a day.

Leather getting rave reviews, I added the pic of a rugged looking man wearing leather boots, pants and pouch with a yellow stripe in the middle of the bulge. I got 187 Like and Love in one evening, but rather few comments. Ron did however say “The basket must be big with that bulge”. Robert dreamed of being “wrapped in them arms of his”. Short replies included Yes sir, Woof, Jesus and Oh daddy!

As a professional French-speaking writer, I could not resist sending a gorgeous picture of a man in black leather chaps and harness, with a red jockstrap and hanky around the neck. I naturally referred to it as “Le Rouge et le Noir” (The Red and the Black), a novel by French author Stendhal (1783-1842). I noted that if Stendhal had seen this stunning beautiful man, “I’m damn sure that his character Julien Sorel would have been gay, lol”. The author was not homophile and the novel is very heterosexual, but one can always dream. Stendhal is highly regarded for the acute analysis of his characters’ psychology and considered one of the early and foremost practitioners of realism. The pic generated 162 replies in half a day.

Finally, since I have a fetish for tight faded blue denim jeans, the last pic to be added to the We ❤ Country Boys & Cowboys gallery portrayed a young man, waist down, facing us in that specific attire. Thomas was the first to comment: “Unzip your pants please and let the little guy breath!”. Fuckingly well said, my friend. Steven added: “I’ll drink anything that comes from that part of a man’s body.” There were cute little remarks like “Let see inside, Sticky fingers, and Nicely packed in the front”. Close to 300 Like and Love.

Conclusion: Facebook can be so fucking hot if you know which groups to join and how to participate in sharing visual man-to-man pleasure.

by Paul François

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