Cock, Balls and Arsehole in Chocolate

Thiery was born in Berne, the capital of Switzerland, and grew up a few blocks from the Tobler chocolate factory, founded in 1908 by Theodor Tobler. It is better known today as Toblerone. The name of the bar is a mix from Tobler and torrone, the Italian word for the honey and almond nougat in the bar’s recipe. In his early teens, if Thiery argued with some guy and it got nasty, he would say “Fuck off or I’ll shove my Toblerone in your ass!” Today, he would love eating the famous chocolate bar sticking out directly from a guy’s butt.

Son of a banker, Thiery was encouraged to follow the steps of his father, but he had something quite different in mind. After working as a summer student, then as an apprentice, he became a chocolate maker, a chocolatier. His boutique was obviously called Chocolathiery. To distinguish himself from all the other chocolateries, Thiery made body parts in chocolate. Praying hands, watermelon breasts, peachy asses and bulging cocks were popular. Some women asked for a camay pendant, some men wanted a chocolate cock ring.   

Aged 42, measuring 6 foot 2, weighing 183 pounds, sporting hairy pecs (and a fury ass for the guys who know him intimately), Thiery is so fucking handsome, it almost hurts to look at him. Men and women cruise him constantly, begging to pose for the molding of their cock or breast, not hesitating to show off their sexual assets by stripping in front of the boutique’s counter. Onlooking clients often applauded. When a guy is cut and 6 inches long at rest, Thiery welcomes the dude with a big hug. “Come and jump in my tub full of warm chocolate. I will suck your dick and bring it to the size of a horse’s cock ready to cram a mare.”

Thiery’s dick is completely average, not big, not small, not thick, not slim– plain average. You could say that it’s the only thing about him that is straight. He has obviously made a replica in chocolate and given it to tricks as a thank you note. This Swiss gay man doesn’t want a partner, doesn’t want a husband, he most often just wants a boy, a little slut he can order around. He likes them in boots and spurs and chaps and nothing else, sucking on his average cut dick with a tail hanging out of their ass. He loves to plunge his cock in the welcoming hole of a 16-year-old kid, to penetrate him with force and energy, to hear him moan and beg for more manly pleasures.

The chocolatier is also attracted to guys his own age… if they wear a jockstrap, especially when the cock is huge and when the ass is peachy. On those hot occasions, Thiery kisses, slaps and bites the yummy ass, sniffs the sweaty jock with intoxicating moans, massages the growing dick, then gets all excited by covering the pouch with the Toblerone mixture. It makes him breathe heavily, grunt lusciously and howl with pleasure while licking the sweetest bulge in the world.

When Easter approaches and people are looking for a special kind of chocolate eggs, Chocolathiery proposes real size testicles; they can be modeled on your own balls or on your husband’s nuts. A customer once surprised him by spreading on the counter his… three balls*. Thiery offered not to charge for the chocolate replica as long as he could squeeze, kiss, lick, suck and swallow them with frenzy.

One day, a kid showed up in boots, spurs, chaps and a tail hanging out of his hairy ass hole. I say a kid, but he was about 17-years old, the perfect age for Thiery who lost no time in pulling on the tail and burying his face in the crack. Throughout the excitement of licking, kissing and tongue-twisting the succulent rosebud, Thiery imagined a hitherto unsuspected creation: a chocolate replica of his one-night stand’s arsehole. He asked the kid to position his butt on a jelly preparation for a perfect mold of his rosette. Thiery proceeded to pour the chocolate in order to obtain succulent replicas. He got hard at every step of making these tasty bungholes. They sold like hot cakes and guys lined up to get the ideal After Eight thin dark chocolate mints, a hint to their guests of what was available once they got intimate.

A few weeks before Christmas, Thiery’s chocolaterie became so busy with people wanting their husband’s balls or their own as a tree decoration, that he put an ad for an assistant chocolatier. Two identical twin brothers showed up, two handsome red-hair guys, Paul and Peter, both tall, muscular built and well-hung judging by the bulge in their tight faded blues jeans. Thiery could only hire one assistant, so he decided to test their skills by asking Paul and Peter to mold his hard cock. For that exercise, they obviously had to suck his average straight rod. The result was ex aequo, and since they had no other job opportunity in view, the two red-hair guys suggested that they could work for half the price as long as fucking was included in the fringe benefits.

This was Thiery’s first threesome experience and he was flabbergasted. He had never kissed two identical faces at the same time: six lips and three tongues mixing in harmony. Wow! So romantic. Having two identical cocks trying to enter his mouth not only gave him double sucking pleasure but resulted in twice as much cum to taste and swallow. Thiery could eat a guy’s ass for breakfast, lunch, dinner and midnight snack. Imagine second servings. He positioned Paul and Peter’s ass so that he could lick their hole almost simultaneously; rimming had never been that hot. When it got to fucking, Thiery insisted that the twins be Tops, he wanted both cocks in his ass, and it seemed that each one grew an inch longer when it came to pounding as a couple. This was simply heaven on earth.

After just three days on the job, Paul and Peter hinted that they would like to experience fist-fucking and, hopefully, get a chocolate replica of Thiery’s fist. Thiery jumped on the occasion, documenting himself prior to the new experience. He lubricated both hands and forearms, slowly started pushing his right fist in Paul’s hole and his left fist in Peter’s arse until he was nearly buried to his elbow. He repeated the in and out motion until the twins both reached extreme orgasm simultaneously. The next day, Paul got a chocolate replica of Thiery’s right fist, and you already guessed who received the replica of Thiery’s left fist.

* Muscle gay porn star Chris Tyler has three balls and is featured in many videos.