April Fools

by JChristian

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Justin and I had always been jokers. Ever since we were four years old, the two of us were known as the class clowns. We were inseparable, and most people who met us assumed that we were brothers. Truthfully, we were far closer than brothers. Most of our childhoods had been spent together. His parents treated me like a second son, and mine did the same with him.

We had our first kiss on the same night, with two girls who we'd just met. We did our driving test on the same day, and both failed. We did everything together, and when we both reached eighteen, we both found girlfriends at the same time, who just happened to be best friends, too.

"Liam and I are gay" Justin told his girlfriend, Sandra, as the four of us sat in his bedroom. "We were going to tell you guys sooner, but we didn't want to hurt your feelings".

My girlfriend, Amy, scoffed. The two of them were well used to our shenanigans. "I wouldn't even be surprised" she said to Sandra, who nodded in agreement.

"That's pretty homophobic" I said, "we're just trying to be ourselves".

"You know that there are actual gay people out there who can't come out?" Sandra pressed, because she'd always been the more serious of the two.

"I know" Justin nodded, "it's been real difficult for us, but we both feel like now is the best time".

She scowled at him. It was obvious that neither of them believed us, but she seemed pissed that he was joking about it. "My brother's gay" she spat.

"Is he hot?" I asked, and Justin almost choked as he tried to hold in his laughter.

"You guys are idiots" Amy said, rolling her eyes, "but if you two are gay, then Sandra and I are, too".

"Don't let us stop you" Justin grinned, and dropped his arm over my shoulder. I was endlessly impressed by Justin's physique. I could feel the strength of him as he held me. "Go ahead, ladies" he continued, "my bed is your bed".

"Ugh, you're disgusting" Sandra said, and stood up, "I've got places to be, are you coming, Amy?"

"Only if you eat her out" Justin cackled, and even Amy laughed.

"Grow up, douchebags" Sandra growled, and Amy kissed me before departing.

"We need to come up with a new April Fools gag" I said, as Justin lay back on his bed and stretched out.

"Why? I like this one".

"I think they're starting to realise" I laughed, and lay down next to him.

It was no secret that Justin was incredibly handsome. I was comfortable enough in myself to admit that, but I wasn't too shabby myself. Sure, Justin had developed an addiction to all things fitness, and I was somewhat on the slender side, but we both had our positives.

"Guess what I learned" he told me, as the two of us lay there, staring at his bedroom ceiling.

"What?"

"The smell of cum makes chicks horny".

I grimaced. "What?"

"Honestly, bro" he said, leaning up on his elbows, "I read about it online".

"Whatever you say, Justin" I laughed, and no sooner than I'd said the words, Justin pushed his hand under the pillow that I was lying on, and pulled out a pair of boxer briefs.

"Three loads in here" he told me, dangling the damp underwear from his finger as I grimaced, "I left them there to test my theory".

"You need help" I said, swiping at his hand, "that's nasty, dude".

He laughed, dropped his cum soaked underwear onto the floor and smiled to himself. "Well?" He asked, "did it work?"

"Did what work?"

"My nut" he chuckled, "did it make you horny?"

"Shut up, dipshit".

Justin rolled over on top of me, his legs either side of my waist, and his hands holding my wrists down on the mattress. I groaned as the weight of his muscular body pressed down on me, and he grinned above.

"If you were a chick, I'd so bone you right now, bro". He jerked his hips into my groin, and I squirmed. As strange as it was, this wasn't exactly out of character for him. Like I said before, Justin was a joker.

"If I was a chick" I groaned, trying to escape, "what makes you think I'd let you bone me?"

He gasped dramatically. "You wound me, Liam" he said, "and don't lie, I'm making your little pin dick hard right now".

"Get off" I scoffed, shoving my hips up to try to knock him off. Of course, Justin was infinitely stronger than I was.

His smile drifted as he looked down at me. For the first time in my life, I noticed something in his eyes that I hadn't noticed before. I cocked my head to the side to try to work it out, and Justin leaned down and kissed me on the lips.

A rush of adrenaline darted through me, but I didn't move. I froze in place, as he broke the kiss and sat up, and the two of us gawped at each other.

"April Fools" he said, but he convinced neither of us, and I shimmied up the bed and pinned my back to the headboard.

"Dude" I mouthed, and Justin sat back and turned red.

The silence that followed was the most chaotic silence I'd ever experienced. Neither of us spoke, but our eyes remained connected.

"You're a lousy kisser" I finally said, breaking the awkwardness.

He let out the breath that he'd been holding, but he didn't laugh or smile. "Bullshit" he said, still staring at me.

"Nuh uh, that was the worst kiss I've ever had".

"That was the third kiss you've ever had" he replied.

"Two more than you".

"No, I kissed Becky Dillon on Halloween, and I kissed Sandra, and I –"

"Shut up you idiot" I said, and rushed him before I could talk myself out of it. Our lips connected again, only this time I plunged my tongue into my best friend's mouth, and now I was on top.

I grabbed his wrists, just like he'd grabbed mine, and pinned him to the bed. He could have flipped me easily, but Justin lay there as our tongues explored each other's mouths, and Justin was indeed correct. My cock stiffened in my shorts.

"Shit, it really is small" he said, using his knee to stroke me.

"Dude, it's bigger than yours" I told him, because it was true.

"No fucking way" he replied, and shoved his hand inside his pants, "I'm way bigger than you".

I looked down between us. My shorts were tenting, but Justin's cock was exposed, and much to my delight, his five and a half inch rod was a half inch smaller than mine.

"Told you" I grinned, pulling my shorts down, and letting my erection press against his.

"Shit" he sighed, "but at least I know how to use it".

"Dude, you're a virgin".

"So are you!"

We stared at each other once more. We both had the same idea at the exact same time, which wasn't surprising.

"We can't" I said, and he nodded.

"Yeah, that would be... I mean... Yeah, we can't".

"That's going a bit far, right?" I said, breathless, as his taste lingered on my tongue.

"Yeah, yeah, exactly. Too far".

"Do you have condoms?" I asked, and he shook his head.

"Me either".

"Yeah, because nobody would fuck you" he sniggered.

"You would".

Nothing.

I kissed him again, only this kiss was far more explosive. I pressed my body against his, and he wrapped his arms around my back. His warm breath covered me as we embraced, and our cocks rubbed together.

"Suck it" he gasped, pushing me down his muscular body and ripping his t-shirt over his head, "suck my dick, bro".

"No fucking way" I grimaced, staring at it. He did have a nice dick. He was cut, and the pale pink helmet looked as though it would probably taste nice.

"Dude, suck my dick!" He pressed, and pointed it toward me.

"You suck my dick!" I spat, slapping his boner, and somehow being shocked that I'd just touched an actual dick.

"Let's flip for it" he said, but I shook my head.

"You always win them" I told him, and wrapped my hand around the base of his cock. His eyes widened, and his mouth fell open. "You better do me after" I warned, and I took a deep breath, and put my mouth around my best friend's cock.

I expected it to be gross. I waited for the taste of pee to cover my tongue, but I was pleasantly surprised by Justin's flavour. He was slightly ripe, but in a delicious kind of way. There was a slight saltiness to his hard cock, but it made my own dick twitch.

"Oh fuck" he groaned, falling back onto the bed, "you're so fucking gay, bro".

I mumbled onto his meat, but I didn't care how gay it was. There was something perfectly perfect about having him in my mouth. It was like it was meant to be. All the joking, all the April Fools Day pranks, all of it had been a disguise.

I gagged on him, and he grinned smugly. I did it again, because it felt fucking amazing. Again and again, and again after that. I welcomed the feeling his his helmet sliding into my throat, and even when he began to leak pre-cum, I swallowed it down hungrily.

"Alright, let me have a go" he said, and slipped out from under me, before shoving me onto my back. My dick was already dripping pre-cum.

"Will I clean it?" I asked, wiping a bead of clear fluid from my cumslit and holding it up. Justin's eyes trailed the string of cock juice, and without warning, he sucked my finger into his mouth. I gawped.

"Nah" he said, licking his lips, "I like the taste".

I watched with wide eyes as Justin leaned down and plucked my wet, throbbing cock into his mouth. My eyes rolled back. It felt nothing like I'd expected it to, but truthfully, I'd never expected my first blowjob to be from Justin.

He swallowed every inch of it, and not a single gag escaped his mouth.

"You're a little too good at this" I moaned, squeezing the pillow behind my head as his hand pushed my t-shirt up and caressed my chest. He didn't answer me. I guess he couldn't.

Justin swirled his tongue around my exposed cock head, teasing my slit with it and forcing me to moan in a pitch that I'd never used before. He sniggered, pulled my twitching rod from his throat and grinned at me.

"That was the girliest moan I've ever heard" he laughed.

"That's the only moan you've ever heard, you moron" I replied breathlessly, and shoved his head back onto my cock.

It felt like I'd been taken to a different dimension. Justin was making muscles in my body contract, even muscles I didn't know I had! I felt my ass clench as he buried his nose into my pubic hair, and moaned again, against my will.

"Stop laughing, dick head" I growled, as he sniggered on my cock. "This is your fault!"

He sped up. He nodded his head on my cock, which only added to the pleasure coursing through every fibre of my body. His fingers found my nipple, and he twisted it until I gasped. Fuck, this was good.

"Where are your parents?" I asked, barely able to get the words out. He let my cock slap against my abs and shrugged.

"No idea" he said, and grabbed my legs under my knees, and lifted them up to his shoulders.

"Wow, wow, wow!" I choked, "what are you doing?"

He looked at me like I was insane. "Fucking you?"

"Dude!" I gasped, "you can't just stick it in like that! Don't you watch porn?!"

"Not that kind" he grinned, and stuffed his finger up my ass.

It felt like bolts of electricity were rushing through my hole. Nothing had ever gone into me before, except one time when I got curious with a pencil. I clenched down on his knuckle, and covered my mouth with my hand.

"What does it feel like?" He asked, sliding in and out slowly.

I couldn't answer him. I didn't know what it felt like, but I did know that I didn't want it to stop.

"We can't tell the girls" I moaned, leaking more pre-cum into my bellybutton. "Ever".

"Deal" he nodded, and pushed a second finger in.

I winced. The first one hadn't hurt, but the second one certainly stretched. "Dude!" I grunted, squirming, "I'm not a fucking bowling ball!".

"No shit" he said, using his other hand to lift my leg higher, "bowling balls don't talk back".

He pulled both fingers out of my ass and rubbed his hand in my face. I tried to punch him in the arm, but missed, and a second later, he spat directly onto my hole.

"Just shut up" he said, laughing as he tried to position his dick against my sensitive opening.

"Wait, why do you get to do the fucking?"

He shrugged as his wet helmet rubbed against my ring. "Because I'm older".

"By like nine days!" I reminded him, and he shrugged again.

"Blame your parents" he told me "they should have fucked sooner". I grimaced and he fingered the head of his cock into my tight asshole.

"Oh shit!" I winced, feeling my sphincter spread around his pole. "Aw man, that hurts like a bitch!".

"No pain, no gain" he grinned, and rested my feet against his shoulders as he leaned forward.

I expected the pain to increase as he fed more and more of his cock into my ass. I braced myself for the burning to intensify, but if anything, the pain began to ease as my rectum stretched around him.

I opened my mouth to say something, but whatever he pressed inside me, felt like a million nerve endings exploding with pleasure at once. My eyes rolled again, and I was almost certain that I'd lost control of my bladder.

"Shut up!" He laughed quietly, covering my mouth with the hand that he'd just fingered me with. Apparently I'd moaned quite loudly.

My entire body trembled as Justin began to thrust slowly. I had no idea that gay sex could feel so fucking amazing, but now I wondered why everyone didn't do it. Each stroke of his cock sent another explosion of arousal through me, and I was almost certain that this was feeling better for me than it was for him.

"Dude, I could get used to this" he grunted, his balls now slapping off my ass as my best friend fucked me.

"Right?" I gasped, holding onto the bed as though I was somehow going to explode into the air.

Justin fucked harder. Each quick pump of his cock hit that same spot inside me, and made me whimper with pleasure.

I couldn't hold off much longer. I had no idea how Justin was managing to make me orgasm without even touching my cock, but he was. Every bone in my body seemed to tighten as he rammed my swollen hole, and finally I reached the point of no return.

"I'm either gonna piss or cum!" I warned him, and he looked down at my dick as we both waited for the main event.

Justin sniggered again and sped up even more. Perhaps he wanted me to piss on his bed, but I didn't care now. The feeling was like nothing I'd ever known, and when I finally released myself, ropes of cum burst from my cock, and splashed down on my entire body.

I came on my face, thick strings of the stuff dripped from my nose and lips. I opened my mouth to moan, and filled my own throat with sperm in the process. Justin gawped, but the sight seemed to push him over the edge, and with a look of apology, he erupted into my bowels.

"I'm real sorry, bro" he whimpered, slamming me deeper, "I'm cumming in you, man".

"Good!" I cried out, still spewing my load onto my chest.

The fucking continued for a few more seconds, until the exhaustion hit us both like trains. Justin fell onto his back next to me, his sweaty chest rising and falling rapidly. I lay there, drenched in my own sweat and cum, and tasting myself from my lips. My asshole felt used and open, and the load he'd just dumped into me seemed to slosh around as I tried to catch my breath.

"We could tell them, you know?" He gasped, still breathing heavily. "They wouldn't believe us if we did".

"I know" I mouthed, delirious.

"Well, April Fools" he chuckled, and reached down, massaging my cum soaked, flaccid cock.

"Is it?" I laughed back, and rubbed his one.

"No. No it's not".

by JChristian

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