A Canadian Cowboy's Nirvana

In Canada, the province of Alberta is the best place to experience traditional cowboy lifestyle. The Calgary Stampede welcomes more than a million visitors each year. Certain ranches offer accommodation, tours and sometimes opportunities to help. Bruce is a cowboy who works at Douglas Lake Ranch. With a cattle herd of approximately 20,000, it is the largest privately held cattle ranch in Canada and one of the largest in North America. In 2024, Alberta still has more cattle than people. It’s at Douglas Lake Ranch that Bruce, 33, will meet Michael, his new assistant who just turned 16.

Bruce regularly rides his horse to steer the cattle towards the indigenous blue bunch wheatgrass fields. He is 6-foot tall, weighs 194 pounds, and sports a large hairy peachy ass. He never had a girlfriend and likes to fuck guys who are younger than him. As for Michael, he is a high school drop-out, and being a ranch assistant is his first job. Very shy and introverted, he is not only a virgin, but has never seen a naked man or woman. He doesn’t know it yet, but his cut dick is way bigger than most guys. Michael has a tight faded blues jeans fetish ever since he wore a pair of Wranglers.

Bruce and Michael have to bring the bales of hay and straw into the barn. While carrying them, Michael touches Bruce’s plump buttocks. The first and second time, Bruce tells himself it is just an accident, but after a third and fourth time, he smiles and asks: "Grubbing my ass like that makes me feel that my plump loaves fascinate you. Am I wrong?" Michael blushes and stutters an excuse: "It’s just that we work in a small space. Can I ask you a question?"

“Go ahead.”

“How come your jeans are much tighter than mine?”

“I’ve had them for a couple of years and they have shrunk through wash and dry. Plus, my ass is way bigger than yours. It seems, however, that your Wranglers sport a huge bulge. How big is your dick?”

“Um, uh, I never measured it or compared my penis with another guy.”

“I call what we have between our legs a dick, a cock, a rod. Penis is for doctors and we are two guys proud of our one-eye trouser snake.”

“First time I hear that expression. It’s sexy. I mean, it’s original. I guess we should get back to work if we want to finish before dinner.”

On that note, Bruce smiles and Michael blushes. The cook serves them T-bone steak grilled on the barbecue, baked potatoes, carrots and Molson Canadian beer. From now on, as it is summer time, our two cowboys will sleep in a cabin near Douglas Lake, in a secluded cool area. They will share a twin-size bed. Bruce is the first one to take a shower, and when he comes out of the bathroom, completely naked, Michael is taken aback by the size of the hairy ass that struts by him. He rushes to shower and comes back with a towel around his waist. Bruce his lying on his stomach, offering a fuckin hot view of his arse. When Michael starts to cover himself with pajamas, Bruce tells him to drop them and join him naked as a worm. That’s when he sees his co-worker’s hard-on and says:

“I won’t beat around the bush, so to speak. I know you dream of fooling around with my hairy caboose. Go ahead, it’s all yours, rim me like never before.”

“Um, uh, I’ve never done this. I’m… well… I’m still a virgin. What does the word rim mean?”

“Stick you tongue in my hole, suck it. That’s what many guys like us do.”

“I thought gay men enjoy sucking a penis, a cock, I mean.”

“They do. I will suck you; we can even suck each other at the same time; it’s called 69.”

“I don’t know where to start. Can you guide me?”

“Of course. Turn around and put your ass in my face.” No sooner said than done. Bruce sticks his tongue up Michael’s little ass and makes him moan with pleasure.

“Now, you turn around and put your ass in my face”, says Michael who is a quick learner. He kisses, licks, slaps and tongue-twists his way inside the begging furry hemisphere.

“For a novice, I have to say that you are a real pro. Do you now want us to suck each other?”

“I’m so excited. I think I will cum quickly. This is way better than masturbation.”

“Try to hold back. I’ve sucked lots of guys, but you’re the first one with the biggest cock and I want to enjoy it.” Michael sucks a dick for the first time and manages to hold his volcano eruption for a few minutes. Both explode at the same time, Bruce swallowing all the teenager’s virile juice, Michael choking on the sticky jizz of his first sexual partner.

After such suave sexual prowess, Bruce quickly falls into the arms of Morpheus. Michael, for his part, cannot find sleep because he is still too excited. He relives in his memory every moment of his homosexual experience, the only one that suits him as a cowboy. He suspects that his sexual initiation is far from over. He cannot imagine what the most beautiful, most intoxicating cowboy on earth has in store for him. But for the moment, the only way to get to sleep is to lie down so that his nose inhales the virile aroma of first sexual partner’s butt cheeks.

Bruce is the first one to wake up, feeling a warm breath in his ass crack. He doesn’t dare fart, although the idea crosses his mind. Everything in its time. Bruce goes to the bathroom to urinate and rinse his face. When he returns, Michael is now up and has already put on his clothes. He also pees and rinses his face. The two cowboys then kiss a little awkwardly, and head towards the main ranch building to each eat six pancakes and four sausages. A hard day’s work awaits them. They must join other cowboys to brand new cattle with the symbol of Douglas Lake Ranch.

Despite being tired, Michael can’t wait to eat and suck Bruce. The latter has something else in mind. He wants to get screwed. The two cowboys take a shower together and easily get hard. Once in bed, Bruce goes straight to the point: “You have a big cock, I have a big ass, they are meant to meet.” In front of the inquiring look of his adorable coworker, Michael dots the i’s: “I want you to fuck me hard and deep.” As Bruce has been penetrated by a string of dudes over the past few months, he offers a condom to Michael who has never seen the color of one. He helps him put this protection on his long and rigid rod, lubes both ass and cock, and guides his soon to be lover in pounding him.

Michael quickly takes the grip and romps Bruce in a lustful back-and-forth movement. It doesn’t take long for him to flood the older cowboy’s most divine hole amid moans of manly pleasure. Bruce has a surprise for him. “It's not over yet. I will almost sit on you face and push back the creamy jizz so that you can fill your mouth – it’s call felching –, and then we French kiss to mix man juice and saliva. I once fucked a priest who called this Holy Communion!”

Two days later, the two cowboys are again in the barn, stacking bales of hay and straw. Michael notices that Bruce has a condom in his right back pocket and doesn’t seem to be in hurry for a shower in the cabin. Michael isn’t so shy anymore and he goes straight for it: “Do you want to get fucked here?” Bruce smiles and replies: “You read my mind, dearest fornicator. I often dream of having sex in the barn, amid the musky aroma of hay, horses and manure. It fuckin arouses me!” Michael holds out his hand and says: “Give me the condom you have in the back pocket of your jeans.

The faded blue denim wrapping the big butt in the manliest way gets Michael 200% horny. He also wants to get ass-fucked. They both get naked, then put back their cowboy boots, spread a blanket on a pile of straw, hug, kiss, and caress before taking turns in eating each other’s ass as a lubricant. Like a stallion in heat, Michael rides his mare, Bruce. He fucks an ass that never stops begging for more pounding. He fills the hole with thick cum that the older cowboy spats or felches out. Bruce uses it to lubricate his pecker and to introduce the young cowboy to the most penetrating gay pleasure. Michael reaches the nirvana of a true Western Canadian cowboy (by my definition, of course). He’s now a follower of the saying “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy”.

Two men now kiss tenderly. Not a word is exchanged, but they both know that romance is in the air. Maybe Douglas Lake Ranch should change its name to Homo on the Ranch[1].

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[1] From TV shows like Bonanza and Gunsmoke to movies like Brokeback Mountain, homosexuality was more common than we thought on the open range. Things aren’t so straight when it comes to the cowboy culture.