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A selfie crisis is facing America and I am here to solve it. I am the one candidate who can keep the pipeline of selfies full and stuffed with penises, including hard penises, precumming penises, thick penises, uncut penises, as well as other penises. I hope I can count of your vote so we don't face an unbrave new world that lacks selfies.

I'm an awesome politician, and I can't be blackmailed due to it being discovered I have porno on my computer. My computer is designed to hold and display porno. What model is it? It's a computer that's what. Model doesn't matter. Computers are for porn. Porn and recipes.

Manuel DeBoxer is looking for a muscular twink to share a scene at Maskurbate. He asks Pascal to audition one potential star, San Bass. San is living in Montreal and has been messaging Pascal about his love for DeBoxer. Pascal really wants to give this cute, ripped stud the opportunity to meet his favourite pornstar, but first he must perform well in front of the camera during his audition. I think you'll agree, San does very well with his 8 inches.

Joey D and Johnny V from American Muscle Hunks are teaming up this week with Jason Sparks Live's Scott DeMarco, Brogan Reed and Joshua James, to form a five-man episode on the Jason Sparks Live bareback road trip in Chicago. The guys do a little sightseeing in the Windy City before heading back to the comfort of a hotel suite for some rimming and sucking of each other.

Zack arrives at Maskurbate to wish Pascal a Happy New Year in person. Pascal offers him a drink and asks if he wants to play a quick game while he's there. He's always excited to see Zack take his kit off, even though he's seen him naked a few time. The guys play strip poker and Zack's 8 incher is eventually out, fully erect and ready for some stroking. He lies back on the couch and beats out an unimprovised load.

Kosta is just 21 years old and he arrives at Maskurbate anticipating a difficult, intimidating first porn experience. But as soon as he's had a short chat with Pascal, the newcomer is relaxed enough to strip off and show his tattooed, muscular body. Kosta works out regularly and goes running. He's well-endowed and he sits back on the couch to play with his big cock until he shoots over his ripped torso.

Time to get in all your last minute peeping before the new year. Because peepable men will cease to exist in 2016. Very shortly, the most a man will enable to be seen is his bare ankle. We're headed back to Victorian times. So register www.HotNakedAnkleMen.com now! Because if you wait too long, all that will be left is www.HotNakedAnkleMen.biz and nobody goes to a .biz, certainly not to masturbate.

Though masturbation will be a problem since only ankle nudity will be allowed, even when alone. Good luck finding your ankle's g-spot. Foot fetishists won't even get to see their own bare feet. That's the tragic world we'll all live in.

I can't even imagine what guys are going to work out in, or play on the beach in, or shop in hot weather in. But not this stuff. We're entering the dark ages of male nudity, folks.

On Christmas Eve, Santa is doing his rounds delivering prezzies to all the good people that year. When Santas Ricky arrives at Pascal's house, he realises there's nothing left in his sack to thank his favourite producer for all the masked bodybuilder porn he's created for his site, Maskurbate. Knowing what Pascal really wants for Christmas, Santa takes Pascal's phone and records him a special gift.

It's pro vs. amateur in selfieland. The muscularly buxom Darius Ferdynand faces (and dicks) off with some amateur show-offs. Everyone wins.

He's the fella at top left. Why does he even need to take selfies since he's nude everywhere? Though I suppose he doesn't have a film crew in his bathroom. Though he could if he wanted.  A volunteer one made of guys with fake cameras (like the fake TVs at IKEA) but real boners (like the real boners at IKEA). They have awesome restroom action!

Well maybe they don't, but if I start the rumor, maybe they will eventually have glory holes.

Junior has been working out some more and is back at Maskurbate bigger than ever. The young bodybuilder is so hot and Pascal has just got to taste his cum. But since Junior is straight, and he's not open to getting a blowjob from a guy, he'll need to cum in a condom for Pascal to drink from. Pascal says he likes watching guys cum in a condom and watch it hang from a big cock like Junior's. I agree. Looks fucking hot and I only wish I could taste it myself.

Hoyt is a tall hunk at Sean Cody. When asked how tall he is he responds, "6'4" but if I stand on my tippy toes I can reach 6'7"!" Hoyt likes to chase an adrenaline rush so goes bungee jumping when he's not pumping iron in the gym. Hoyt is asked why he shaves his chest to which he replies, "Sometimes I let it grow but I like how my abs look when I’m shaved." I have to say I agree with Hoyt. Those abs do look great in his video, nice and smooth.

Bodybuilder Maximum took a ride on Tim Kruger's cock back in May and he headed back to Tim Tales last week for a crack at Esteban's ginormous dick. He couldn't suck very much of it, but his ass made up for his limited oral skills. This dirty old man can really take a deep boning and he even makes Esteban shoot two loads.

The thing about jocks is they're hard to keep up with. Always running or otherwise on the go. Except when they stand there and pose (pretending to do so casually and accidentally). Or when they pick out their cute jock outfits every so carefully.

Here's to jocks!

Technically these guys aren't ordering me around demanding to be called sir but I'm being a hypothetical homosexual so just go with it. With great power comes great responsibility so on the other side of it, if a guy says "Suck my dick and call me sir" he's got to be prepared for the guy to suck his dick and call him sir. And he's got to make sure not to laugh when it happens.

At American Muscle Hunks, Scott Riley is showing how eager he is to worship the muscular hairy Alex Mecum, by quickly dropping to his knees and giving him great oral. He then offers up his ass to the hunk, bent over the desk while Alex teases his ass with his throbbing cock before ramming it up him and pounding him from behind.

Watch this movie now at American Muscle Hunks

This is a truly hot session from Jalif Studio in a fetish club in Madrid. Hugo Vegari with his 100% testosterone levels might not turn out to be the top you'd expect when he gets switched by co-partner Max Duran starts to test his ass with his own dick.

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