Public Exposure: Swinging Dick

24 May 2018

Public Exposure: Swinging Dick

The guy on the far left in the group shot should be ashamed of himself. Pants? What. The. Official. Fuck.

Everyone else gets one-handed applause. The other hand is busy doing what hands do.

The guy at top left whose dick is sideways against his leg is clearly swinging it back and forth. Thank you shutter speed. A picture like this would not have been possible in the mid-1800s in which people had to stand very still for long periods of time while their image impressed on a photo plate. Unless they were fine with their swinging dick being a tempting blur.

Public Exposure: Swinging Dick

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There will be an influx of more naked in public shots out there as pride parade season hits. Those anti-LGBT hate groups cloaked by religion tend to show up at pride parades naked. Oh wait, they never do. And for this we are thankful.

You know who's an expert on sunscreen? Folks who get naked in public. It's kind of essential. So if that's you, stick with the zinc oxide mineral sunscreen. None of the chemical stuff for your exposed flesh.

And remember it's important to reapply the sun block liberally. I am a liberal person who would volunteer to reapply sunblock for needy naked men. That's what community is all about.

And yes, penis skin can get a sunburn so must also be protected.