Public Exposure: Naked Goofballs

It takes some liberated guys to pose for their own upskirt photos. Or, in this case, upkilt. Because normally someone has to put mirrors on the tops of their shoes and do complex mirror math to secretly grab a photo.

Not so with these fellas who let their Scottish bits out to breathe on the highlands. I'm a bit weak on Scottish examples, so they're cocks are out.

Then we have some serious goofballs being naked where you are not supposed to be naked. At least the cyclist has some common sense. His wallet's in his backpack.

Though in his wallet are little cards with positive sayings to himself like:

"You are awesome when you're naked!" and "Clothes are for closets!" and "Show everyone your dick and ass today because why not?!"

He got them from Oprah.com. She really earns a living from peddling affirmations. Correction Oprah.xxx.biz.gov.co.uk. Different Oprah.

Clearly some of the other drunk guys are (allegedly) under the influence of something. Perhaps mulled wine. Or grain alcohol. Or hormonal explosions. I approve of this type of goofballery. As long as I have a front row seat. Not that any of them need my permission.

Circling back, those kilt guys maybe aren't the silliest. But their semi-serious expressions make them look even goofier. Dicks are funny sometimes.

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