Public Exposure: Just Get Naked Already

I want to convince as many guys as possible to be fully or partially naked in public. Caveat: I (or you) specifically would be turned on by and situations which aren't massively problematic (like getting naked at a Kardashian wedding).

Not because getting naked at a Kardashian wedding is wrong. But attending one at all is.

As a bonus, I am in no way legally culpable if someone else gets inappropriately naked. Because it's their choice. I just would dig it if it happened more. But last time I walked down an alley (which I tend to avoid) there wasn't a naked guy jacking off in it.

And last time I saw a guy jacking off in a park, he was a terrifying individual feverishly and creepily masturbating flat on his back near sort of a drainage area. Drainage indeed.

So I definitely need to go to more festivals and pervert-owned gyms. And I need to somehow find whatever remaining gay neighborhoods there even are anymore and pace the streets and alleys incessantly.

So it would really help my odds if you just find opportunities to get naked, if you're the exhibitionist type. And if you're not the exhibitionist type, eat more spinach as that totally will convert you. Popeye was obsessed with flexing his muscle and mostly couldn't keep his pants on. Oh Popeye.

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