Public Exposure: Front Yard Underwear Work Out

He describes his video as "Weighted pull ups, full range lateral raises, and some core stuff."

That would be softcore. Because it's straight out of 1992 Playgirl for a guy to be outdoors in his Calvin Klein underwear, muscles straining. The casual dog walker who strolls into frame toward the beginning and officially doesn't give a fuck has clearly seen him doing his thing before.

Meanwhile, I'd have asked him if he wants a workout partner. And that includes if I didn't even live in his neighborhood. See, I'd have to put my pants inside his house before we went out in our underwear to exercise, thus giving me a reason to go back into the house after our workout.

Maybe as his workout partner, he could teach me how to obscenely swing a dumbbell between my legs. It doesn't look nearly as suggestive when the same swinging exercise is done with a kettlebell, though I'm sure he'd do his best.

An unspoken workout tip applying to the exhibitionist in everyone is to be as scantily clad as possible in public. That can mean going shirtless when running or filming yourself on your front yard in your underwear for strangers to watch whenever they want. Or changing your tire when shirtless, as this guy has shameless done before.

No rest for the showoffs.

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