Public Exposure: Dick vs. Bulge

The guy in the waiting room showcasing an obvious VPL (visible penis line) wins the show off competition for me this time. Maybe it's the way he spreads his legs and semi-hides his face, inviting whomever took the picture to capture his image for folks to jerk to.

This makes me wonder what he's actually waiting for. If it's sexual attention, I don't think he has long to wait.

The guys with totally exposed dicks have their fine points also. This includes the naked cyclist who has to put both hands on the handlebars again at some point. If he's a food delivery person, he seems to have forgotten several key elements, such as food.

I get it though. Sometimes if a guy is naked he forgets about a lot of things, like the speed of light and what pants are for. Maybe you'll see a naked guy in public (or be one) this summer. Keep your camera at the ready. We'll all appreciate it.

And if they get off on exposing themselves online, they'll appreciate randomly running across their own image. And so will their coworker who's been fantasizing about them.

Meanwhile, I think I need to go to find that waiting room with the bulge showoff guy. I think he's waiting for me.

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