Public Exposure: Daddy Muscle Bikini Bottom Stretch

"Drauflos" is back and pushing the boundaries of YouTube to the limit. And pushing out the fabric of his bikini underwear to the breaking point. He obviously thrives on exposing 99% of himself to strangers. And it pushes him to work out harder.

He happens to be in his 60s so is an inspiration. Sleazy animal print bikini bottoms have no age. Though they assuredly do have highly specific washing instructions.

Like "After ejaculation, turn inside out, lick clean, and put back on."

That's more tongue washing, but it counts. What also counts is thrusting one's hips into the air while clenching one's glutes and flexing one's taint. And sucking in one's stomach and pushing out one's chest and whoops, time for those laundry instructions.

He's said before he's not headed to cam sites. He more so is looking for wrestling partners. If I had a wrestling match with him, my focus would be on 100% actual, official wrestling.

But no worries because I'd lose in seconds and he'd win me. Every part of me.

Yes, it's wrong for me to lust about some YouTube guy from thousands of miles away. But it's not my fault. If he were right here on a workout bench or on the floor doing the same moves, I'd lust after him just the same. Or maybe double.

Long distance fake relationships are hard.

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