Public Exposure: Can You Count the Naked Guys?

20 Dec 2018

Public Exposure: Can You Count the Naked Guys?

There are totally not 512 naked guys here. But that's the only hint I'm giving you. When figuring out a puzzle, it's important to take an inventory of all the tools at one's disposal. You can zoom in and out. Turn your screen upside down. Turn yourself sideways. Or ask the guys in the pictures to count themselves.

That last one only helps if you tend to experience auditory hallucinations. And I'm not going to judge that because talking to naked guys in photos would be a fine way to spend an evening. Way better than watching The Voice. There are no naked guys on The Voice, much to waste of musical space Adam Levine's displeasure, since he's so personally into nudity.

You'll need to focus on counting. One penis, two penis, red penis, blue penis. Shameless showoff #1, even more shameless showoff #2, and so on. I'm rooting for you to be right. You can do it.

Public Exposure: Can You Count the Naked Guys?

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Did you say 37? It sure seems like it. But wrong.

Now in what scenario could you be wrong? What if I told you one of the guys happened to appear in more than one of the photos. Go ahead. There are some guys who resemble each other. You'll have to forgive their lack of distinguishing tattoos and/or pink mohawks.

Okay, I'll tell you. It's 42. The magic number 42. Yes. 42. The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything.

Because the guy who took each photo is also naked as hell. Because wouldn't you want to be if you were there? Wouldn't you want each group of guys to be eyeing you like a prize at a carnival. Except unlike those crooked games, you can be won.

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