Kink Spotlight: Rough and Tumble Rugby Players

19 Mar 2019

Kink Spotlight: Rough and Tumble Rugby Players

For those of you who knowing little to nothing about rugby, allow me to explain. There are a bunch of guys on one team and a bunch of guys on another team. Most of the times it's the same number but sometimes not if some people are in the penalty box.

A rugby penalty box is clear plexiglass in which nudity (except for dirty sneakers and socks) is required. More than one player can be in the penalty box at any given time, including if from opposing teams. Solo, duo or group sex are all options for players when in the box. Since it originated decades ago, the penalty box has also been known as the penis box, but it's only been a decade since those broadcasting the game formally describe it as such.

Rugby players don't earn points for pulling each other's shorts down during the game, but do gain popularity for any nude or half-nude hijinks during practice or in their private lives.

Kink Spotlight: Rough and Tumble Rugby Players

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You may wonder why the players don't wear tighter shorts or more stable jockstraps. That is because by having clothes that break away more easily, the competition has a more difficult time getting leverage and friction enough to slow them down or stop them from scoring.

Rugby team locker rooms smell like sweat, dirt, grass, muscle and semen. You may wonder what muscle smells like. And you'd be right to think that's an abstract concept. But if you've experienced the smell of rugby muscle, you'd have that locked in your mind as it's distinct and primal.

The last thing you need to know about rugby from me, an expert, is that I don't know the rules of rugby at all, or how it differs from Australian Rules Football except possibly the latter has more kicking and Australians.

But I do know that some of these brutish guys are utterly greedy bottoms and that would be a lovely sight, skinned knees and all.