Kink Spotlight: Knee-High Sock Party

There are few things sluttier than pairing tall tight socks with underwear, a jockstrap, or nothing. Except maybe getting pissed on or fucked or cummed on or spanked or tied up in those knee-high socks. So yes, something can pretty much always get sluttier if you work at it hard enough, but tall socks still are precum-worthy.

I really have no explanation for this one, beyond that it's a solid version of 1970s Playboy models in their knee-high tube socks and crotchless panties. Plus a bulge where it counts.

And I think this one is most successful when there's a more blatant jock element, in which the guy is wearing the gear for some athletic seeming function.

If you don't count getting fucked an athletic function, you should stop watching ESPN and start watching the alternative spelling out of the acronym: the Extreme Sock & Penis Network.

It may be the only reason to not cut your cable cord. Technically, there is a bit of an overlap with the actual ESPN if you are just super into the sock situation and are okay with the guys being otherwise fully dressed. But yuck to fully dressed.

So next time you get naked before getting sexually adventurous, keep your socks on and try out some knee highs. They do everything for calves and make your upper legs look even more naked somehow. Plus they make extremely absorbent high volume cum rags in a pinch.

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