Kink Spotlight: Black Socks and Garters

Pay attention to this one. If you need to impress in a job interview, it's smart to dress properly. At minimum, wear black socks. Bonus points for sock garters.

Interviews have their challenges. In this case, you'll need to figure out how to dress and undress to expose your impressive sock situation. Wearing only socks is a solid option, but pay attention to the type of chair upon which you'll be invited to sit. Hardwood or pleather is best.

But any fabric covering may mean you should keep your underwear on. Or if your instincts are telling you to strip down, then just get on all fours on the table, making sure your feet are in the face of the interviewer.

Optionally, wear a single sock on our penis and potentially the other in your mouth. Because that arrangement makes it clear you're not there to answer any question. And having to come up with clever, proper responses to purposely difficult questions is the last responsibility an interviewer should foist on you.

This interviewing method tends to work best if you know for certain the interviewer is a black sock and garter fetishist who doesn't have any genuine business needs and just wants eye candy.

So basically this works in any bank or venture capital firm. They're all money-grubbing perverts with an appreciation for how semen contrasts with the black fabric. Thankfully.

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