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"I had the biggest cock and balls in our platoon," says ex-army veteran Jason. The 34-year-old, straight, divorced man is showing off his huge dick on Island Studs. And yes, Jason didn't know he had a large cock until he got in the army showers and saw what his buddies were swinging. I guess he thought all men had niners. 

This surfer dad does some nude sunbathing, underwater jerking, and of course, he strokes his nine inches and cums while sitting back on the beach. And those low-hangers have a big load of jizz to shoot.

If a guy is all the way naked, his main worries are where to put his wallet and what if nobody takes his photo. Because being naked in public is pretty much begging for exposure. So let's applaud these guys on their success.

Technically the guy walking at night while holding his shorts looks a bit startled by his flashing being caught with a camera flash. But, as his shorts don't appear caked in mud or otherwise unwearable, I don't think he'll be too bothered, especially considering his partially obscured walking buddy is naked too. 

Because "wearing" another naked guy to cover one's own nakedness doesn't exactly qualify as clothed.

Bearded sexpot James Ray is making his debut at Next Door Male in his first video ever. He's handsome with a trimmed beard and wears a nose ring. Sexy! We don't see a lot of those on men in Pornland. He's got an athletic, furry body and a sleeve of ink down one forearm. And he's packing a good sized dick. 

Bryce Beckett is huge in every way, from his 6'5" and 250-pound muscular physique to his big, heavy-hanging cock. Beckett is the latest hunk to join Gay Hoopla and he's jacking off in his first solo. Bryce is a power lifter who holds several collegiate records, not to mention he's a football player, too.

His bedroom jack-off scene is dreamy. He starts off standing and stroking his meat with one foot up on the bed, then he mounts a pillow and it's such a turn-on watching him grinding his hips in this dry hump. I couldn't keep my eyes off his furry butt. Finally, he settles back against the headboard and finishes himself off in a slow stroke.

I'm always surprised when a blond man catches my eye because they're just not one of my default types. But Logan Carter is a handsome hunk. He's also fairly new. This is his fourth video in Pornland. He's got beautiful arms, perfectly defined biceps and his chest plumps up nicely when he lies back to stroke his cock. And speaking of which, he packs a pair of underwear briefs seductively, too -- hot bulge! Then he pulls out his cock, which is a pretty good size, and pumps out a load all over his abs and chest.

Technically, only one of these guys is in his towel. Two have it held up to their crotch blocking you know what. Another is toweling off his hair while flashing his (to some) irresistible armpit. And another has his towel wrapped over his shoulders. While that's sort of "in," that'd be like wearing pants by wrapping the over your shoulders.

So only the guy taking the selfie is fully in his towel, magically arranged to showcase his muscles. I can't figure out his towel-tying technique. There's some origami going on that's part magic trick, or maybe his abs are keeping the towel up by sheer reverse gravity. Or, hopefully, the towel is about to fall off.

Matthew knows a few girls who do Pornland webcamming and they encouraged him to give porn a shot. He'd been thinking about it for a while and finally sent in his application to Spunkworthy. The SoCal native is 23 years old and he was on the track and swimming teams in college. He also likes BMX cycling, but jacking off is right up there as one of his favourite hobbies. He normally rubs one out two to three times a day, but five times isn't usual. For this shoot, he saved up a two-day load -- man, that must have been hard.

Blond geek Carter Jones has just got started on English Lads. His first photo set was released at the beginning of January; now, nearly a month later, he's jacking his cock in his first solo video. But before Carter gets wanking, the producer measures his cock: he's seven inches long and five-and-a-half inches thick. And uncut of course.

And about his jack-off sessions, English Lads says, "He lets loose one of the largest cum shots on the website, it shoots everywhere! Thick cum all over his slim body!"

Athletic guy Noah Goulding was showcased on English Lads a month ago in his first photo gallery. Now, the 25-year-old is back for his first jack-off session. He's tall, standing standing over 6'3" and has long legs. "Once he pulls down his boxers, you can enjoy his other long thing," says English Lads. They say his cock his nearly nine inches long, and of course like most Brits, he's uncut. "He has a really intense orgasm and shoots his thick cream over himself!"

Randy Reno is a good-looking guy and this college basketball jock just joined Gay Hoopla and stroked his big dick in his first solo. He's got curly hair, a chiseled body, and a great ass, and let's not forget to mention he's packing an awesome dick. He's 19 years old, 6'5", and weighs 200 pounds.

Normally Collin Simpson warms up newcomers with their first ass fucking, but this time it's Randy doing the fucking, and he's boning Collin's ass! And that happens on January 11, so you've got some time to catch up with Randy in his solo session.

Obscene is a compliment. These are definitely third date underwear. If the first date consisted of lunch at Veggie Grill followed by 17 seconds of kissing. And the second date consisted of dinner at Veggie Grill followed by 3 minutes and 42 seconds of over the jeans spanking in the back seat of a cab driven by an ogling pervert.

Veggie Grill: processed, mid-priced vegan junk food bringing kinky people together since 2006.

Penis proud underwear is nothing new, though some of the fabrics and more involved designs have evolved. Or devolved depending how you look at it.

Considering the hoards of purposely sexy (not strictly functional) bras out there, and the assumedly multi-million dollar industry that is crotchless panties, I'm surprised the men's erotic underwear options aren't even more expansive.

Look at things from the point of view of a penis. Sure, underwear can be comfy. Everyone needs support at least some of the time. Penises can't always go it alone. 

But sometimes they just need to breathe. They need fresh air and sometimes sunshine at the same time. A penis with Vitamin D deficiency is not a life goal. That's Vitamin Dick if you were wondering.

Technically, just whipping out the cock would be enough, but sometimes a penis gets lonely and needs the rest of the body to match its exposure. So the penis will take its owner for a walk in public. Or sometimes the owner take the penis for a walk. They're a team.

I think it was the great philosopher Laganja Estranja, in her club banger treatise Legs, who said "Legs over head like a pretzel. You know you want it. You like how I throw it back like a missile."

Besides the obvious health benefits of staying as limber as you can, once you start to picture the possibilities, you may want to take up yoga in the new year. Not for all the purposeful breathing and metaphysical and spiritual aspects in this ancient practice. Leave those for the deep anal sex you'll have with the guy you meet at yoga class.

Straight Marine Ken is friends with a guy who has previous filmed a couple of videos for Spunkworthy, and Gavin convinces his buddy to take the leap. Sitting on the couch naked, Ken works up and boner and strokes for a bit. He's a precummer, too, and slides his finger around a bead of jizz leaking out of his piss slit. He even gives it a taste!

Then comes the time for Jason to do Ken's official measurements, he likes getting not only the length but the girth, too. (Ken is seven inches long and five and half inches around.) When Jason gives Ken's hard-on an extra squeeze, the stud rolls his head back and moans a little bit. Jason asks if Ken wants help finishing off. "If you want to," Ken said.

As long as you don't count a necklace, bracelets, and cock ring, these guys are all totally naked. You can excuse them leaving those accessories on (especially the cock ring) because they have no pockets.

They do have a pocket in the form of a friend. Whoever took the photo is probably that friend, but two of the shots may have been taken by an onlooker at a distance. 

The guy pissing on the beach seems oblivious, though somewhat posed. And the long-dicked guy standing by the water was similarly oblivious. He also had been standing next to a woman, which for some reason I cropped out. It is GayDemon after all so let's all pretend he's single.