Hot Guys & Naked Men Blog

These guys epitomize class. Their partially to fully nude bodies in various states of erection are the gold standard of high society. They have both vim and verve and should be welcome at all the finest dinner parties and operatic recitals.

I may have a warped definition of class.

But you have to admit that all of these images together can add up to a wonderfully classy date with one special man. Before he gets ready to take you out for the day, he has to climb a ladder to do that house repair you requested. Don't you love a handy guy (who gives handies)?

Arlington Jones loves wearing boxing briefs because they hold his package snugly. He's got a long cock and a pair of big, smooth balls, so he's got a lot to stuff into those briefs. He's a little different from the usual guys we see on Active Duty, a little more chiseled, although the site hasn't shied away from muscle guys.

He strips out of his boxers and he's got a beautiful pair of thick thighs. He lies back and spreads his legs and gets to work on stiffening his cock. He even teases his butt hole with his fingers. He strokes his dick faster and faster and unloads his nuts all over his abs.

While that exact guy may not be "trending right now," it's safe to say that exposed cock is. I propose the entire Keeping Up with the Kardashians franchise (and the careers and sub-careers of all those in that utterly commercialized "family") be replaced by hours of cock and ass. It would definitely be more socially redeeming and politically relevant.

Possibly he and five of the six other guys here are strictly focused on getting the requisite vitamin D into their systems through a few minutes of sun exposure, and it's a known scientific fact that absorbing vitamin D through the epidermis of the penis and/or ass is highly efficient. And masturbatory.

We don't see enough cowboys in Pornland, do we? Lucky Daniels is back on Swingin' Balls in his second scene, and he's looking sexy dressed in black from his cowboy hat to his weathered black jeans. Lucas is currently separated from his wife, so he's exploring his options, as it were. 

His nuts are hairy and low hanging and his ass crack is rosy with a trail of soft, downy hair. He measures his cock for us before getting down to stroking it. And as he jacks his hard-on, his egg-shaped nuts dance in their sack.

Ryan Collins is 19 years old and works as a personal trainer. Is every model at English Lads a personal trainer? Sure seems like it. He's in good shape and nicely toned. He's also very athletic and likes cycling, running, football, and surfing -- where does a guy surf in Britain? -- and of course, working out at the gym.

About Ryan, English Lads says, "Ryan has a generous sized cock when soft with big dangly balls, so you can imagine what he’s like when rock hard!" And for the record, when he's erect he's just under eight inches. This is his first jack-off scene with the site and when he cums he makes a lovely mess of those abs.

"I had the biggest cock and balls in our platoon," says ex-army veteran Jason. The 34-year-old, straight, divorced man is showing off his huge dick on Island Studs. And yes, Jason didn't know he had a large cock until he got in the army showers and saw what his buddies were swinging. I guess he thought all men had niners. 

This surfer dad does some nude sunbathing, underwater jerking, and of course, he strokes his nine inches and cums while sitting back on the beach. And those low-hangers have a big load of jizz to shoot.

If a guy is all the way naked, his main worries are where to put his wallet and what if nobody takes his photo. Because being naked in public is pretty much begging for exposure. So let's applaud these guys on their success.

Technically the guy walking at night while holding his shorts looks a bit startled by his flashing being caught with a camera flash. But, as his shorts don't appear caked in mud or otherwise unwearable, I don't think he'll be too bothered, especially considering his partially obscured walking buddy is naked too. 

Because "wearing" another naked guy to cover one's own nakedness doesn't exactly qualify as clothed.

Bearded sexpot James Ray is making his debut at Next Door Male in his first video ever. He's handsome with a trimmed beard and wears a nose ring. Sexy! We don't see a lot of those on men in Pornland. He's got an athletic, furry body and a sleeve of ink down one forearm. And he's packing a good sized dick. 

Bryce Beckett is huge in every way, from his 6'5" and 250-pound muscular physique to his big, heavy-hanging cock. Beckett is the latest hunk to join Gay Hoopla and he's jacking off in his first solo. Bryce is a power lifter who holds several collegiate records, not to mention he's a football player, too.

His bedroom jack-off scene is dreamy. He starts off standing and stroking his meat with one foot up on the bed, then he mounts a pillow and it's such a turn-on watching him grinding his hips in this dry hump. I couldn't keep my eyes off his furry butt. Finally, he settles back against the headboard and finishes himself off in a slow stroke.

I'm always surprised when a blond man catches my eye because they're just not one of my default types. But Logan Carter is a handsome hunk. He's also fairly new. This is his fourth video in Pornland. He's got beautiful arms, perfectly defined biceps and his chest plumps up nicely when he lies back to stroke his cock. And speaking of which, he packs a pair of underwear briefs seductively, too -- hot bulge! Then he pulls out his cock, which is a pretty good size, and pumps out a load all over his abs and chest.

Technically, only one of these guys is in his towel. Two have it held up to their crotch blocking you know what. Another is toweling off his hair while flashing his (to some) irresistible armpit. And another has his towel wrapped over his shoulders. While that's sort of "in," that'd be like wearing pants by wrapping the over your shoulders.

So only the guy taking the selfie is fully in his towel, magically arranged to showcase his muscles. I can't figure out his towel-tying technique. There's some origami going on that's part magic trick, or maybe his abs are keeping the towel up by sheer reverse gravity. Or, hopefully, the towel is about to fall off.

Matthew knows a few girls who do Pornland webcamming and they encouraged him to give porn a shot. He'd been thinking about it for a while and finally sent in his application to Spunkworthy. The SoCal native is 23 years old and he was on the track and swimming teams in college. He also likes BMX cycling, but jacking off is right up there as one of his favourite hobbies. He normally rubs one out two to three times a day, but five times isn't usual. For this shoot, he saved up a two-day load -- man, that must have been hard.

Blond geek Carter Jones has just got started on English Lads. His first photo set was released at the beginning of January; now, nearly a month later, he's jacking his cock in his first solo video. But before Carter gets wanking, the producer measures his cock: he's seven inches long and five-and-a-half inches thick. And uncut of course.

And about his jack-off sessions, English Lads says, "He lets loose one of the largest cum shots on the website, it shoots everywhere! Thick cum all over his slim body!"

Athletic guy Noah Goulding was showcased on English Lads a month ago in his first photo gallery. Now, the 25-year-old is back for his first jack-off session. He's tall, standing standing over 6'3" and has long legs. "Once he pulls down his boxers, you can enjoy his other long thing," says English Lads. They say his cock his nearly nine inches long, and of course like most Brits, he's uncut. "He has a really intense orgasm and shoots his thick cream over himself!"

Randy Reno is a good-looking guy and this college basketball jock just joined Gay Hoopla and stroked his big dick in his first solo. He's got curly hair, a chiseled body, and a great ass, and let's not forget to mention he's packing an awesome dick. He's 19 years old, 6'5", and weighs 200 pounds.

Normally Collin Simpson warms up newcomers with their first ass fucking, but this time it's Randy doing the fucking, and he's boning Collin's ass! And that happens on January 11, so you've got some time to catch up with Randy in his solo session.