Flashback: World's Sexiest Accordion Player & Other Hunks

I'm not sure what team these Canadian guys are on. Since probably, even back then, the competitive swimsuits were more form fitting, maybe they're Canadian Navy. But I'm hoping their favored sport is 5-on-1 wrestling. Emphasis on the "on" part.

If the pair at the top left were wrestling, then a solid way to win is to fully lift the other guy off the ground. But the more fun way to win is then to place him on a bed, as long as he's into such things. The nudity seems to indicate that's a possibility, though of course being nude doesn't stop one's ability to say no.

I am digging the way the liftee has his foot slightly wrapped around the lifter's thigh. It's those subtle connections that are the basis of long-term love, or at least an 11 minute 1966 photoshoot.

Now the world's sexiest accordion player is certainly an actual accordionist. Because why would a porn photographer have a prop accordion handy? I wish I could see him naked while playing the accordion but this will have to do. But if somehow I could experience it, maybe then I wouldn't hate the accordion so much. Or at least I'd pretend to like it.

I wouldn't have to pretend to like him though.

The guy trimming the grass might consider trimming his hair after. Or perhaps he was directed to and misinterpreted the request.

Then we have the guy at middle right, who looks vaguely like some B-movie supporting actor, like he played a wise-ass driving a convertible, hopefully with me in the back seat and him in mine.

As for the two guys at the bottom, it's pretty much James Dean and his goofball friend. I recognize them from the homosexuality.

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