Flashback: When Pages Would Stick Together

Those were the good old days. When you could squirt in your underground porn magazine and cause the pages to stick together. There's not really an online equivalent of that. Though you could try squirting on your lips and see if that makes them stick together. But it will likely be a futile effort.

Is there an equivalent medium in which messing it up is the highest form of approval, the most sincere flattery, a splat of applause? Ejaculating on one's laptop screen and closing the laptop and seeing if it sticks together is not advisable.

The closest I can think of is the classic throwing of rotten tomatoes at a failing vaudeville performer. But never at a successful one, so that's basically the opposite. And as I've repeatedly stated, "Rotten tomatoes are not ejaculate!"

I do like this batch of fellas though, especially the one reading a beefcake magazine. Either he's into the male physique or an excellent actor. Or, more likely, there's a picture of a scantily clad woman stuck inside.

You can use that tip in reverse if you want to be seen reading a naked women magazine to give that certain impression, but inside is a picture of Black Panther star Chadwick Boseman. Or just wear a "Totally Heterosexual" t-shirt and call it a day.

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