Flashback: What Are These Guys Selling?

22 Dec 2017

Flashback: What Are These Guys Selling?

Sure, each of them is selling his good looks. But, just like the semi-handsome local news weathermen (who are selling knowledge of the weather), there is something else going on. The good looks are the opening play. What else is being sold?

Bulge. Cock. Ass. All of it. And the awareness of one's own desire that may somehow carry into the real world. And that may be it as far as fantasies go. But, just for giggles, I'm preferring to think of each of these guys as a door-to-door salesman. What would each of them sell?

Flashback: What Are These Guys Selling?

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Well the first guy would sell jeans, by pulling his down. "These jeans are super easy to pull down. Look!" He is excellent at selling jeans. Luckily, he keeps a large supply so he doesn't have to sell them right off his ass.

The guy at the top left sells Bulge Distraction Cream. If you are too distracted by staring at a guy's bulge, you rub the cream on your cock until you eventually lose interest in the other guy's bulge. It can take several minutes and requires a towel for cleanup. He sells a lot of towels.

The guy reading the book sells books. And body oil. They don't normally go together well, but his books have a protective covering.

The rest of the guys are just selling cock and muscles. What else could they possibly be selling? To even consider something else would be ridiculous.

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