Flashback: Vintage Self-Sucker and Friends

Going back to the black and white TV era, there have been hoards of variety shows with "and Friends" in the title. I would like to go back and pitch one for a self-sucker and his friends. Every week, they could do highly-complex acts of extreme skill and nudity.

Or just stand there naked. That would work too. And the great thing about friends is you don't need to put on any airs.

It would have to be filmed in front of a live studio audience. The typical lit-up "CLAP" signs, to generate the right audience reactions, would be replaced by "FAP" signs, I expect the audience would comply.

If there were an opportunity for questions from the live audience, I think "How'd your dick get so big?" or "How'd your muscles get so big?" would be common choices.

Though I'm most curious about why the guy who clearly has impressive self-sucking abilities does not at all times have his cock in his mouth.

I suppose the answer is when one can get the vast bulk of one's cock in one's mouth, then a more variety-filled approach to self-sucking involving cock teasing, is possible. Versus just straining to lick the head. Or like any show business act, there's a build-up and payoff.

I expect the special guest to follow him would be a masseur from the West Hollywood YMCA. Speaking of gyms, the guy at top right has a most impressive build. I'm sure he'd be a featured performer every week, doing his classic number in which he lifts weights, oils up and stands there. Give that guy an Emmy.

Emmy is an old Hollywood term for blowjob.

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