Flashback: Underneath the Posing Strap

Just one posing strap guy here and we may never know what exactly is underneath. But at least we no longer have to imagine what is underneath the Spock knockoff's pants. The blue top means science/medical and Spock was the most popular back then.

So sorry Dr. McCoy, who also wore blue, that's a Spock boner, not a Bones boner. "I'm a doctor, Jim, not a porn model" is something he never said.

The rest of the guys are not as disparate as it would seem because they all are, undeniably, not in any way Spock, except in the fact that they are human and Spock was half human. And he had copper-based blood. I wonder what color Vulcan semen is. Probably a particular made-up J.Crew color like persimmon.

Correction: I checked J.Crew's site and it's called sweet persimmon. I deeply apologize to misnaming the color of fake Spock's imagined ejaculate.

If you all wish to shame me, I will gladly seek solace in the arms of a semi-nude man. As long as he's not too slippery with oil, he should be able to hold me firmly, providing comfort and safety (and eventual face plugging).

Lusting after a potentially departed vintage porn model is sort of macabre I guess. But I'm still into Buster Crabbe from yesteryear, among others retro beefcake Hollywood stars. So naked or not, they're all worthy lust objects, even if they have no ability to return our calls or even sign an autograph.

Though I'd love a "Faux Spock" autograph. It would be very valuable at Star Trek conventions, at least to me.

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