Flashback: Tacky vs. Classy

You've got a sophisticatedly lit physique model. And naked guys on or near a tacky couch or shag rug. And a guy in scandalously tacky cut-offs.

Then a guy who is totally nude posing on and off a stool. I can't decide if that's tacky or classy. I suppose for it's support of carpentry, the stool photo is classy. While the one without the stool is completely tacky.

I'm a big fan of tacky. In addition to meaning in poor taste (yum!) it also can mean retaining a certain stickiness. That's not unlike the carpet or couch after the photoshoots are over.

Unless the photographers retained the services of a commercial wet vac or human cum vacuum. It's difficult to say which method is more efficient. But I guarantee the human cum vacuum would vote in favor of whatever enabled him to have an opportunity to vacuum up post-porn shoot cum with his cum vacuum mouth.

I'm afraid I've veered into tackiness here. I'll try to class it up.

Why look at the perfect peach of gluteal luminosity as evidenced by the high-end photography of the back end of man number one. Classy.

What a hot ass. Made to be fucked by dozens.

Whoops, I'm back to tacky. Well, I've got to be me.

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