Flashback: Sweet Sweet Double Double Ass Ass

A bare-assed guy alone may have come off a bit too come hither fuck me. So these double shots portray a more casual just guys being free, silly and crazy vibe. Or that they each want to be fucked at the same time by a different couple of guys. It's really all just a giant Lego puzzle of body parts. Except Lego and lube don't mix.

This is also a spanker's paradise. But what color are bruises in a black and white world? Definitely not black and blue. Though in Jezebel with Bette Davis, it was somehow clear it was a red dress, despite it being a black and white movie. So I'm sure we'd be able to figure out reddened, spanked asses in black and white.

I kind of just want to crawl into the frame and wrestle around with these guys. I'd have to get naked first of course. Not for any salacious reason, but because I don't want to get oil all over my clothes.

I wish I could go back in time and intern as the oiling naked guys assistant. I could just put that on my resume now and see what kind of job I can get. At minimum, it would be awesome to be able to create a hostile work environment just with a resume. I wouldn't even need to set foot in a place in order to make people uncomfortable.

So I probably would be more in my element if there were pairs of naked guys on the ground with their pert asses raised in defiance of societal antisex attitudes. Because the one thing I know for sure, is these guys who got paid maybe $40 were focused on making political statements.

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