Flashback: Sucking Cock & Fucking Spaghetti

Shove all these guys in the same room and you get a full day of activity. Stretch and yawn after waking up naked. Fuck ass in the morning. Suck dick in the afternoon. Fuck a plate of spaghetti during dinner. Shower to clean up.

But probably don't fuck spaghetti on white sheets. Or eat spaghetti in the shower. Or yawn while sucking cock. As each would be uniquely disastrous.

Now, I would like to add myself to these equations. Wake up in bed with the guy whose dick is taller than him. Tumble around in bed with those two. Give the cocksucker a taste of his own technique. Present a range of dishes for that guy to fuck, though he'd also have to eat it all as wasting food is unethical. Then helping that guy shower.

After he was out of the bathroom, I'd sneak back in to steal those trippy stickers. Sure that's unethical too, but it's fun unethical. And I'd be giving the stickers a good home.

Or maybe I'd steal more time with him. Got to freshen up for whatever and whoever the next day holds. And for whatever and whoever holds me.

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