Flashback: Stripped Down

The romantic guys aren't naked but the rest of the guys are. And those two sailors probably got naked minutes later. Then again and again. Or they were just huggy heterosexuals. Or huggy homosexuals who didn't fancy each other specifically. The important thing is they're a cute couple. Anally.

Now the other guys are stripped down and ready to go. Now since they didn't do hardcore, what they were ready for was more of the same. Such as the guy threatening to break a chair with the weight of his cock.

That chair was later appraised on Antiques Roadshow for $110,000. Likely because DNA from the cock was trapped in the wood like amber and someone really wanted to clone that guy and have that clone fuck him like clones do.

Clones are awesome fucks.

Meanwhile, i could get lost in that muscle ass. Though since I'm just on my way to that ass, getting lost that ass is really being found.

It is important to find one's calling in life, and if that's taking delicate yet confident care of imaginary vintage muscle ass, I'm ready to go.

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