Flashback: Naked Muscle Men

22 Mar 2019

Flashback: Naked Muscle Men

Any of these guys would be popular in today's porn landscape. The guy in technicolor would fit in quite nicely on Sean Cody for example. Or if they weren't in a show-off, full-exposure mood anymore, then they'd at least be popular on Instagram where cock isn't allowed to be directly visible. 

Though Instagram does allow Kardashians and others to advertise bullshit weight loss lollipops. Cock is harmless in comparison.

In many vintage pics, cock, while present, isn't necessarily the focus (as it more commonly is now). With the focus on physique, it's the muscles (and the light and shadows that make them stand out) that grab attention. 

Flashback: Naked Muscle Men

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For example, the ass and legs of the guy at the bottom right are obscenely memorably. Same would be true if he were rocking a fig leaf. Now let's mourn for all the fig leaf underwear companies that went out of business in 1927. It was a tough year for suppliers to Greek-themed semi-naked photoshoots. Though figs themselves have continued to be popular. As, thankfully, have figs spelled with an a.

I wonder what the full-color guy here did when he wasn't posing. Was he a tennis coach? A lifeguard? A stuntman? A shoe salesman?

Nah, he was a live-in houseboy for some 1960s closet case Hollywood celebrity. Though not being closeted at the time would have eliminated the Hollywood part of that equation. Oh wait, now I recognize him. He was the world's hunkiest mathematician. Yeah, I can definitely see him with glasses and a protractor. Still naked though. Yeah, looking back to the past through the rose-colored glasses of vintage porn, all is well.

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