Flashback: Masturbate and Chill

"Netflix and chill" wasn't possible to do 30+ years ago, so these guys, by their very nakedness, promoted a different approach. Though to be fair "Masturbate feverishly" was also an option.

Whichever way, they were all for it. The more masturbators, the more folks to consume their images, the more images would be needed. More more more.

I have a special place in my heart for the models that look pissed off and over it. Smiling is great, but knowing a guy (like the one with the necklace) is thinking how disgusted he is by the whole thing, as he pictures men masturbating to him, well that's a turn on.

Maybe he was acting and had taken advance "method posing" classes. And in real life was well-kempt and prissy, wanting his cock sucked just so.

Guess he never had any public appearances at a porn convention as a porn convention back then would have ended in swift arrest for most everyone involved.

I will admit I'd want to put some GPS on him to track his mating habits. I'm thinking he spent a lot of time in alleys (bowling and those between buildings).

Nothing hotter than blowing a guy in a bowling alley bathroom. I bet I could have earned the privilege by renting his bowling shoes for him. See he's dead so he can't consider that defamation, especially since it's a compliment. He's a one-man corporation of sex. Selling his only product.

And I'm buying.

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