Flashback: Jacking and Posing and Sucking

When crafting your résumé, remember that action verbs are important. Jacking is an action verb so you should work it in. Like "Highly experienced at jacking under tight deadlines for large groups" or "Recognized with a silver medal in the West Tallahassee Professional Jacking Championships" (which is most effective if your potential supervisor is the gold medal winner.

Posing is also an important skill, like flexing your muscles while at the refrigerator or during a presentation to a potential client. This is best done shirtless in dramatic lighting. I said action verbs didn't I?

As for sucking, you need to be careful to be clear you're talking about sucking cock, not sucking at something. So "Excellent at sucking cock while taking minutes at a board meeting" is a yes. But "Sucking at making cock bored for minutes at a meeting" is a no.

Sure, it's only in a hypothetical interview and work situation these may come into play, but sometimes in life hypothetical things are all one has. So use your imagination and practice.

Also consider some employers do video interview in which case you should be naked from the waist down but in formal business attire from the waist up. And make sure to accidentally stay connected and stand up in frame as the interview ends. You'll either get hired in seconds or never. No more waiting around stressed about how things will pan out.

Or you could just focus on action verbs related to the company's actual purpose, but that's no way to stand out.

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