Flashback: Impossible Naked Guys

29 Oct 2018

Flashback: Impossible Naked Guys

With modern day models, you can imagine there's a sliver of a chance you could actually see them (or more) in real life. But with vintage porn, it's an impossible dream. Unless you're into running into one 40 years after he initially posed. Then your dreams can come true. 

Or maybe they already have. All models retire someday.

But I'm into imagining the impossible, and time travel is totally a thing (as proven by the time machine I keep in my bedroom closet), so I'll be spending an afternoon with the guy in the second row right.

Flashback: Impossible Naked Guys

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Or specifically with his ass. Sure, I won't be fucking it or anything. But probably just staring at multiple angles for hours. I have to make sure the image is burned into my brain if I'm alone on an island without electronics and need to conjure up porn in my mind to get through the day.

And then some time in the backseat with the cocksucker and cocksuckee. No need to drive anywhere. Backseats always work for me.

So I guess these guys aren't so impossible after all, if you open up your mind and suspend disbelief. They're as here and now (or here and then) as you want. 

Just don't use time travel to transport them to the present. There is way too much to explain and that would cut down on sex time.

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