Flashback: Gym Built

Those pre-1965 five-bucks-or-less-a-month gym memberships didn't pay for themselves. So the obvious choice was to flash the muscles you went to the gym for in the first place. And the only way to show off all your muscles is to be nude.

A thong might hide a striation or two, so best for everything to come off.

Or have I cheapened their display to purely monetary motivation? Perhaps some of these guys are naturists, promoting the natural human form and a sexual freedom?

Nah, they want the money. And I'm glad someone was there to pay them.

I still would like to go back in time and get a job as a muscle oiler. I would do it very well. Though I'd likely get in trouble for taking too long. But I insist that oiling a muscle guy should take at least 45 minutes per glute. I should know, as I'm a professional.

As for the two guys in the bottom frame, they appear to be staring at an album cover. I would have expected instead they'd be looking at some tittie mag, but instead of giving straight guy vibe, they are seeming more like a couple. Obviously most male couples pose in this manner. Or I wish they did. I'll have to peep in a few windows to find out.

I'm kidding. I would never peep in someone's window. That's unethical. I just need to skip the window and have a few oiled hunk roommates. If I slip from the oil, one of them can catch me in his strong arms. That's what arms are for.

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