Flashback: Guys to Fawn Over

People don't fawn as much anymore, or if they do, they don't describe it as that. For the uninitiated, it means "seeking favor by servile flattery or exaggerated attention." A perfect example would be every interview on Late Night with Seth Meyers and that show's ilk.

But in the context of a fawning fantasy, done through the lens of pornography, "servile flattery" turns into just spending your precious visual time on a specific image. And "exaggerated attention" means masturbating.

As for the "seeking favor" part, there's nobody to give you favor back, unless you have an audience to your masturbation, and that person (or people) may be happy to grant you favor in exchange for your demonstration.

I also think of puppy love, doing nice things for someone you just met, and them doing nice things for you, like paying attention to you, taking you out to dinner, buying you a book they think you'll like, drawing you a picture, or stripping down to jockstraps together and wrestling.

Or, ideally, all of the above. And in this group of guys, I'm wanting to fawn over the guy on the beach because he's giving me a Robert Conrad 1960s vibe, from his build to his square cut trunks. And the cap just tops it all off. I wonder if he'd fawn over me? I'll time travel and get back to you on that one. Yesterday.

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