Flashback: Gay Marriage Guide

Do you think the creators of Gay Marriage Guide Vol. 2 had any idea that same-sex marriage would be legal someday? I'd like to think yes. And that this was their effort to assure such marriages didn't result in less sex for the participants, as some marriages do. But rather plenty more.

But it begs the question if twinks are too young to marry. Shouldn't they at least have one year of community college under their belts before they join at the hip? Because gay marriage has a lot of responsibilities, like being like having naked gay sex on the couch.

Actually, that's the only thing it involves apparently, except maybe cleaning the couch after. So an associates degree in sex stain removal from that community college would be best.

Another secret to a successful gay marriage is a giant penis. It can create a sort of sexual addiction that is the glue that bonds a couple together. It's way more important than shared interests in, say, waterskiing.

Then there's the guy at the bottom right who appears to be in a gay marriage for one. His intimate relationship with his own penis is a bond that will never be broken.

Certainly this wasn't the only instance of people thinking about same sex marriage. In fact, historians have shown same sex unions existed (including some with religious components) for over a thousand years. Just probably not involving twinks being paid $15 to pretend fuck on a couch.

I wonder what Gay Marriage Guide Vol. 1 consisted of. I'll never know but I assume that's where all the secrets lie. Meanwhile, it's time to focus on what matters throughout all time: big penises.

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