Flashback: Dicksplosion!

Out of all these dicks, there's just a couple you can't fully see. One is because the guy is bent over and his cock shaft is partially hidden by his sack. So that's a good excuse.

The other is a guy doing his best to protect us all from a dicksplosion. The guy at the bottom left has covered the cock with his mouth, in a heroic act equivalent to diving on a live grenade. If there is a blast, he promises to keep the force firmly enclosed in his oral cavity. Let's just hope he lives to suck another day.

There were just very few of these models who made any decent money directly from modeling, except folks who later broke into movies and TV (like Ed Fury and George Maharis). But overall I'm just going to guess many of these guys were also turning tricks, or just had a really low bar for the amount of money they expected to earn.

Or perhaps a few were in it for exhibitionism or art. But most likely the rent was due. But these shots take us away from all those realities and let us make up our own stories.

Like the guy at left middle has the following fascinating backstory: He has a long, thick cock which counterbalances his suspicious, passionless expression so why not get paid to show his cock? Story done.

Not fascinating enough? He's also an astronaut who was abducted by sex aliens while in orbit. The much talked about Area 51 refer to his crotch. I'd share proof but I'm too busy looking at his Area 51.

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