Flashback: Dick Parade

At this point, I'd prefer a dick parade to a Pride Parade, though the combination wouldn't be bad either. But the required, semi-secret nature of porn production and consumption (even more so back then) precluded a porn float at a parade. But plenty of dicks still found their way out.

In another era, I imagine many of these guys would be web cam models wiggling their asses for coins. To me, that's an admirable profession or side gig, much more so than, say, CEO of Exxon Mobil. Though we have to thank the latter for potentially being a viewer of web cam models.

I'll admit I snuck in a shirtless picture of Paul Michael Glaser from Starsky & Hutch because he is inherently pornographic. Something about fully buckled up jeans adjacent to a completely bare torso both highlights the bare chest and makes me even more curious about what's in the jeans.

The answer of what's in the jeans is penis, ass and money. Meanwhile, the other models here have at least two of the three.

Now I can't tell if the mustache pics in the top row are the same guy or not. My instinct is no as the face shape is a bit different and the mustache too. But they have something in common. They are both my husbands. I imagine they would be traveling a lot with their respective minor league baseball teams so I'd need interchangeable husbands so I always had someone to go to the movies with. That's right. we'd just go to the movies. No sex at all. Never.

By "going to the movies," I mean porn movies in which each is the star and I'm the co-star. But no sex. Just a lot of going to the movies, maybe a few also co-starring Paul Michael Glaser.

I like this parade.

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