Flashback: Cocksucking and Ass Listening

Can you spot the unique activity one of these pairs of guys is doing? I've given it away already but let's still play. Could it be cocksucking couple number one?

Their behavior seems to have a similarity with that of Al Parker sucking a cock through chaps. Minus the chaps.

Then the guys at the bottom, while not exactly in the moment of cocksucking are right about to partake. So they don't count either.

So that leaves the guy listening to the other guy's ass. Because ass listening with a stethoscope is they way all reputable medical schools teach people to listen to asses. The sound is surprisingly similar to what one experiences when holding a large conch shell up to one's ear. A sustained, breathy whoosh.

The fact that the 100% genuine doctor is looking at his watch would lead me to believe he's taking his patient's anal pulse. That must also relate to the patient elevating his ass higher than heart level for a true test of anal circulation abilities.

Or possibly the patient wasn't ask to elevate his bottom and just did it by reflex, like watching Judge Judy reruns on YouTube on one's phone while sitting on the toilet. It's just automatic.

Still, while the exact posed behavior in that image differs from the oral ones, there's still an equally homosexual vibe. Though of all the gay activities going on here, the most majorly gay is in the bottom right of the bottom picture.

Yes, witness the extreme, permanent gayness of the bust of Johann Sebastian Bach. If he had anything below his neck, he'd join the guys for a threesome.

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