Flashback: Cock Is the Best Accessory

20 Jul 2018

Flashback: Cock Is the Best Accessory

Sure, this entire college swim team is gang-bang ready in their trunks, making those suits an excellent accessory that showcases physiques and bulges. And sure, the fully-dressed team assistant or trainer or whatever he is certainly has an amazing job assuming it gives him locker room access. And maybe he is on towel-cleaning duty and gets their towels a bit messier before he puts them in the wash. And then the team captain catches him in the act and sexual hi-jinks ensue and the guy's face ends up pasted with ejaculate. And then...

What was I talking about?

Oh yeah, accessories. It's the cock that make the bulge in the first place. And the cock that's normally hidden that makes porn need to exist at all. Which brings us to the innocent looking guy in the top row and second row left. Whether he's posing in a sweater and slacks, a fishing net (WTF), or a sword (yeah, I don't get why either), he's making magic happen.

Flashback: Cock Is the Best Accessory

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And I'd like him to accessorize my mouth with purposeful thrusts. With his cock, not the sword. The only good use for a sword is slicing vegetables for a giant salad. And, back in the early days of porn, for providing some slight excuse for posing bare-assed that is slightly artistically and socially redeeming, in its tribute to the Roman Empire or whatever.

See I figured out why the sword. Or maybe it was a Three Musketeers thing. More importantly, look at his ass. He appears to have been wearing the same cut of swim suit the team was. 

Well with the other four guys, it's clear where my eye goes. And in the case of the pair, it's clear where one of their hands goes. That hand sure knows what it's talking about.

P.S. Personalities, empathy, humor, faces, feelings, common interests, common kinks all matter too. And sex is about more than cock. But when I'm consuming vintage porn (or softcore that didn't intend to be porn but is to me), I'm quite aware of what they are hiding and showing and where the exposure taboo lies. And that was showing cock. Thankfully.

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