Flashback: Can You Spot the Giant Dick?

They're all kind of giant when they're poking the back of your throat or slapping you in the face or pushing on your crack. But there does seem to be one in particular here that is utterly massive.

And it's that big when not fully hard. Imagine.

I suppose in another era he could have been quite the cock celebrity. Making coins from closet case millionaires and that guy who saved up to treat himself with a literal one-man band of cock.

I would imagine he was an escort of sorts at the time. Allegedly I must emphasize so as not to offend his potentially still alive sensibilities. Perhaps he would be in his 70s or 80s now.

Meaning the years of gravity may have resulted in his dick reaching his knees. Or he may be rather self-sufficient and keep it in place in his mouth most of the time.

Blowing his own horn I think it's called. One-man band indeed.

Oh, and there are some other guys here too, including that first one who is basically a bearded statue. I think he'd be about 125 by now. So we can posthumously induct him into the Beefcake Hall of Fame.

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