Flashback: Big Cock Never Goes Out of Style
25 Nov 2017
As you make your holiday shopping lists, remember that big cock is timeless. Like a strand of pearls made from semen shot from big cocks, then frozen into little balls and put on a string.
That probably didn't make the Oprah's Favorite Things shopping list she promotes like all hell, but it's one of my favorite things and that's much better and more accessible to the masses.
I have a soft spot in my heart for big soft cocks too. They look so peaceful and contemplative, unsure what they are about to do, but ready to go. Ascribing a personality to cocks may be delusion on my part, but it does make them more interesting. It's not like they can wear eyeglasses to impart a sense of intelligence of sensitivity.
Since Oprah has one of her books on her own shopping list, I would like to promote a time traveling glory hole. Just travel to a place where guys had frequented for such things years ago, attach the device to the wall using the built-in suction cups, magnets and sticky-back surface (because moving it while in action would cause disaster).
Simply remove the cover to expose the time vortex and adjust the setting how far back you see fit. Then marvel at and suck and jack the myriad pricks that travel back in time to your mouth.
It's in prototype now, but I'll be going on Shark Tank to promote it and try to get a deal. Let's see how that goes over.
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