Clearly I Take Porn Plots Too Seriously

Johnny Ford decides to surprise his stepbrother Isaac Parker with bacon for his birthday breakfast. Who writes this stuff? There are so many things wrong with this porn story line. First, how do you surprise anyone with bacon? Second, take a look at the no-stick pan, it looks like it's been through a war. Third, Johnny Ford takes his shirt off while he's cooking bacon. D'uh! Clearly I take porn too seriously.

Isaac comes into the kitchen, and after the bacon surprise was ruined, he embraces and kisses his stepbrother. They neck heavily and Isaac pulls down Johnny's shorts and caresses his bare bum. "Oh no, the bacon is burning," Johnny says. "It's okay," Isaac says, "I just wanted to fuck your ass." Come inside to see a special offer.

Isaac Parker and Johnny Ford have been in four scenes together for Family Dick. Their first scene had Johnny sucking his stepbrother's cock while he's working at home and trying to give a virtual presentation to other members of his team. Their last scene saw the pair fucking outside at a client's house, Johnny's first day on his new landscaping job.

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