The secret to growing huge cucumbers

When I am lying back on my bed I always have fantasies that excite me. Here are just a few. You are welcome to make as much cum as you like.

Veg Delight- La Grande Cucumber

(I’m not French just sounds more exotic)

On my way home from the shops I stop by Vinners. Vinners is an unbelievable vegetable market place. They have the most beautiful vegetables ever. Tomatoes as lush as my bum. Carrots so long they could be mistaken for sex toys, potatoes that are misshapen and end up looking like aliens going at it. Ahhh the place just fills me with sexual energy. I love it.

The guy who owns a particular stall has the hots for me. His name is Guedo, an Italian. He is fit and hot.

I ask him what he has to offer. He brings out a basket that contains cucumbers. Large, thick mean looking ones that get me wet and hard.

He tells me that they grow in a field in Italy that not many Italians know about.

He says the secret to a big, firm cucumber is lots of sun, water and planted in good, fresh soil.

I tell him that isn’t anything special but he goes on to explain that the most important part is only available to me if I do something for him.

I waste no time in wanting to hear this secret and before long I get tied to the hood of his car, parked in a lonely alley and am at his mercy.

He begins to tug my pants down, then my boxers until I am naked from the waist down.

Next he takes his time giving slaps to my buttocks. Not hard ones but soft ones. He then rubs my bum and squeezes from time to time.

My cock is hard and rubs against his car hood.

Suddenly he picks up the basket of cucumbers and places them on the hood.

Which one first he says before lubing them all with something smooth and sure to be akin to that of sunflower oil.

I nod to the small one. This one is misshaped but has a bulbous knob on the end.

Yes I think. That’ll be a great starter.

Within no time I feel him shoving it in my bum hole and then he rocks it back and fourth plunging deeper into my entry.

Then he takes it out and without warning shoves the next biggest one up me.

He plunges all cucumbers into my naked and now numb hole. Wonderful!

Next I see him take the cucumbers back. The fun looks to be over.

I’m left tied, spread and a whole lot wet when he comes back and I feel that he is about to put another cucumber up me.

In it goes. But wait. No this ain’t a cucumber. Jesus he’s shoved his enormous cock up my bum.

The feeling is unbelievable. Wow!

In he shoves, out he shoves then back and forth back and forth. My bum is shaking so bad and my cock is being pressed into the hood. Thankfully he had turtle waxed the car.

Sheer bliss!

His hands find my nipples and rubs them whilst shoving me with Italian stallion horse cock.

Then he ejaculates over my back. But wait again. There appears to be a cucumber in his hand after all. It rests on my back.

Why my back?

He unties me and we relax in his car a little.

I ask him about the cucumber on my back.

Whilst tugging me off he draws back his head and laughs.

He keeps laughing even after he has made me cum.

Then he whispers into my ear the secret.

Apparently the secret was my fresh cum that he needed to churn first then he would go back to Italy and spread it over the field. Who would have thought it?

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