Handsome, Hairy, Hung and Horny

When Barry turned 17, he was already a handsome, hairy, well-hung and horny guy. To meet other teenagers like him, he decided to create a 4-H club right in the middle of the United Sates: Kansas City. This place has the peculiarity of straddling two states; one part is situated in the state of Kansas, the other in the state of Missouri. The club was called 4-H, and every member had to be Handsome, Hairy, Hung and Horny.

This club is obviously quite different from the well-known 4-H organization founded in 1902 with the work of several people in different parts of the United States. Their purpose was to instruct rural youth in improved farming and farm-homemaking practices. The four H’s represent the core values of the organization: Head (managing, thinking), Heart (relating, caring), Hands (giving, working), Health (being, living). One of the world’s largest youth organizations; 4-H can be found in more than seventy countries across the globe.

On one hand, the rural 4-H club pledge is the following: “I pledge my Head to clearer thinking, my Heart to greater loyalty, my Hands to larger service, my Health to better living, for my club, my community, and my country.” The official 4-H emblem is a green four-leaf clover with a white H on each leaf. On the other hand, Barry’s 4-H club pledge reads as follows: “I pledge my Handsome look to seduce guys, my Hairy body to attract virile dudes, my Hung rod to fuck both ass and face, my Horny mind to jerk off all members of my group.” The emblem is a pictogram of a guy fucking another guy.

Barry put an ad in the campus paper of Kansas City University. Maybe because there was no membership fee and that it seemed like a dating club, 4-H received over twenty applications from students in less than a week. Barry’ role was to interview each candidate and evaluate his assets. The Handsome test was pretty simple: they would go to a gay bar and see if and how many guys the candidate would attract. The Hairy test was not complicated: they would go the shower area of a fitness club and see if a virile dude made a move on the candidate. The well-Hung test was both a mouth and an ass delicacy: Barry would suck the guy to see how long his dick would stretch out, and how it felt in the boss’ tight butt. Finally, the Horny test was an orgy: members lined up, some in jockstraps, and the candidate would jerk them off until they exploded.

In one month, the 4-H club reached over one hundred members in the states of Kansas and Missouri, not just university students but also dropouts, cadets, punks, skinheads, and even a few hot seminarians. They met every Wednesday night in a private gay bar owned by Barry’s older brother, presumably bisexual. Each week of the month, the theme of the gathering was one of the 4 Hs. The first week highlighted Handsome dudes; each competed to see who would kiss the most members on the lips the longest. French-kisses were obviously quite popular. There was only one Black member, a bodybuilder from Ghana; his full lips and ebony cheeks made him particularly attractive. His rear-end peachy cheeks were a real bonus; members not only kissed him passionately but held on strongly to his awesome butt. The smartest ones did not hesitate to whisper in his ear that they dreamed of fucking him hard and deep.

All members were Hairy on the chest, armpits and crotch, but the second week honored those with the hairiest ass. A seminarian showed up dressed in his cassock; he was almost completely naked under this religious robe, but it didn’t take time to have him strip down and the result was simply out of this world. His ass was covered with a soft layer of black fur nicely framed by the white elastic bands of his jockstrap. There was no competition and he got to chose who would benefit from his God-given asset. A cadet with a short beard was selected and he knelt down to caress the manly cheeks, to kiss, pinch and spank them with all the encouragement of other members. He then sniffed the fury crack, got intoxicated by the virile aroma, and buried his face in the crack, tickled it with his beard, and feverously tongue-twisted his way inside to reach a holy rosebud that he sucked greedily. The applause was generous.

When it came to the well-Hung week, the competition was tight. Nine-inch-thick cocks rivaled ten-inch-slender ones. One dick stood out undoubtedly; it had a long curve, ideal to slap a guy’s crack and hook up his butt to penetrate it vigorously while kissing him on the lips. The winner could easily see Barry pointing to his perky ass. There was no disappointment and the onlookers were numerous. They all circled around the well-hung guy and his trick of the night. Every one knew that Barry only had raw sex with as little lube as possible. He wanted to feel the pleasurable pain of a rod up his ass, he wanted to be pounded by an animal in heat. Once, he had seen a stallion penetrate a mare, and the scene had made him get hard on the spot. His fantasies were often on the rough and tough side.

Last but not least, the horniest member. The men had barely gathered in a circle for the masturbation competition when a member moved forward to caress the few dicks in a jockstrap while starting to stroke his shaft. Then he went from behind to examine the asses; he chose the roundest one to piss on it. The lucky guy turned around and knelt down, begging to get a golden shower also on the face. That warm treat made him jerk off with more frenzy. Some members kissed while rubbing their hard dick together: a real battle of the giants! One guy was wearing leather boots, harness, arm bands and gloves. It didn’t take long for two guys to jerk off and cover each a boot with creamy nectar. They licked and kissed for yummy snowball threesome. I will let you decide who was the horniest member. But I will say that cum is three times tastier when it’s poured by three different dicks! Honest, try it and tell me what you think…

Barry’s 4-H club quickly expanded to cover western and eastern states. Canada and Mexico joined. That was the best free-trade agreement, lol*.

* In 1994, the United States, Mexico and Canada created the largest free trade region in the world with the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA). It was renewed on July 1st, 2020.